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Wild dildos are not something I engage with on a regular basis.
And this is precisely what makes them that much more special – I mean, there’s nothing quite like having some alone time and just taking out something that feels a little too intense at a first glance.
Tentacle dildos, ridiculously large dildos, tentacle dildos, monster dildos…you name it. All of them are weird, all of them are scary…and all of them can feel pretty damn amazing under the right circumstances.
Alien dildos do have a special place in my heart though. Which is precisely why I decided to dedicate today’s article to my picks for the best alien dildos out there.
Now, what even IS an alien dildo? Well, the definition is quite loose. For me, alien dildos are dildos that look otherworldly and feel as if they are not from this earth.
Stuff that makes you think you are being taken by a damn Xenomorph himself.
If that sounds hot to you then you have come to the right place.
As ridiculous as these dildos sometimes look, all of them offer genuine thrills. The strange textures all serve a purpose – to stimulate the vulva or anus in ways that regular dildos and vibrators simply are not able to stimulate.
Before you choose something from our picks (or go for something that you found yourself), make sure that you have considered these 3 key aspects:
- Body-safety – Avoid materials like soft plastic and PVC. This goes for all sex toys, but particularly for alien dildos. These materials are known allergens for some people and can cause an adverse reaction. And considering just how complex and large alien dildos can be, this is particularly important for these types of toys.
- Your fantasy – This one is simple. No matter how weird the dildo may seem, go for it if it makes your bits tingle. Everything is fair game when kinks are concerned as long as things are safe.
- Your experience level – No one will bat an eye if you choose a hulking monstrosity as your first ever dildo or sex toy. However, spare a thought on whether you can even take something too out there as your first. Even the coolest, most intense-looking dildo will eventually be a waste of money if you really can’t enjoy it. That said, I know many of our readers who have lost their dildo virginity to a fantasy toy and loved it…so, yeah, just listen to your gut.
So, now that we have established a quick choosing guide and know what alien dildos actually are, let’s get to the best part.
Here are the best alien dildos as chosen by Sex Toy Magazine:
• Best For Experienced Users – “BFG”
• Best For Depth Play – “Venomous Tongue”
• Best For Size Play – “Solatok”
• Best For Beginners – “Hentai”
• Most Unique Design – “Alien Breeder”
• A Marriage Of Size And Realism – “Atlas”
• The Most Intense Design – “Hungerff”
Best For Experienced Users – “BFG”
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Verdict: Punishing, thick and intense. Not necessarily beginner-friendly, but a true Rolls Royce of alien dildos for those who enjoy their dildos right on the edge of being impossible to take.
Let’s start things off with a bang, shall we.
The BFG from Hankey’s Dildos is one of the aliens I’d recommend to folks already seasoned with fantasy dildo play.
It is relatively firm and unrelenting in its build and is also pretty popular in various Dom and Sub relationships. This is due to the fact that it’s fully harness-compatible and the wearer can deliver some pretty intense “punishments” with this one.
Personally, I like solo play so I have not had the pleasure of trying it in such scenarios…but, let’s just say that I’ve heard some pretty cool stories from our readers.
What makes the BFG stand out though are the individual knots that run along its shaft. After managing the beautifully textured head that “tickles” the clit and the sides, you’ll get to enjoy the individual knots and slight size variations as the BFG goes deeper and deeper.
Only to end up with particularly big ball-like textures at the end.
The size, firmness, and unapologetic texture demand patience, practice, and plenty of lube, sure.
But, if this kind of design excites you and you’ll learn to enjoy the ride…then, well, it could just be the alien dildo for you.
Again, a note of caution though – it may not look like the most intense alien dildo in this list, but it’s pretty out there in terms of the sensation it offers.
It was also one of my personal first aliens…and let’s just say that my first sessions were pretty uncomfortable due to the lack of prep.
One of my favorites now though!
Best For Depth Play – “Venomous Tongue”
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Verdict: A beautiful yet eerie nautical dildo that works for depth play enthusiasts and alien dildo beginners alike.
The Venomous Tongue is one of my personal favorites when it comes to design.
It features an eerie, tentacle-meets-nautical-monster design and looks like it slithered straight out of the deep sea. The idea here is that it’s a tongue of some sort of H. P. Lovecraft monster from the Abyss.
And, it does look pretty damn cool.
When it comes to practicality, the true calling card of Venomous Tongue is its sheer length. It is a slithering, lengthy beast of a dildo that is very popular among depth play enthusiasts.
Now, just for the sake of transparency – I’m a toy blogger, but extreme depth play is something I have not been able to get into. I can take thickness, sure, but extreme depths are not something I engage with.
Why did I choose the Venomous Tongue as one of my favorites, then?
Well, it’s surprisingly versatile.
You see, this one is great for something much more tame like clitoral play too.
The tip of the Venomous Tongue is flat and there are micro ripple running through the shaft of the tongue. I love having this flat tip on my clit and just sliding it over that area with an occasional sneaky entry.
Like this, you get the excitement of engaging with something otherworldly WITHOUT having to go for something super niche like depth play.
Oh, and the value-for-money for that one is great too.
Best For Size Play – “Solatok”
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Verdict: One of the biggest dildos I have ever taken. Ridiculously thick and hulking, but possibly very orgasmic if you do manage to ease into the filled-up sensation.
Solatok is the kind of alien dildo that’ll make you rethink your definition of “big.”
This towering monolith of a dildo is the thickest on this list. Even if you go for smaller sizes, you’ll still have to deal with a hulking monstrosity that will test the limits of what you can take.
The Solatok is nothing you can ever just grab and use for a quick adventure before dozing off.
The only way to get genuine pleasure out of this one is to just take it super slowly and settle into it inch by inch.
This one is about savoring the fullness, the stretch, and the way your body adapts as you ease into that super filled-up feeling.
It’s not for everyone and I use the Solatok sparingly. Perhaps only a session or two in a year, but when I do…yeah, it’s something else.
How do I get the most out of something as ridiculously thick as this?
Well, for me, it works well when paired with breast play. I fondle and tease myself while quietly basking in the almost overwhelming feeling of having something this big inside me. A true test of stillness and my ability to find pleasure in some very strange places.
All in all – if you like a good alien design and also happen to be a massive size queen…well, the Solatok is the biggest possible challenge for you.
Best For Beginners – “Hentai”
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Verdict: A slightly more tame take on an alien that fills you up. Still hard to take and enjoy in terms of size and texture, but manageable when compared to something like Solatok. A good entry-point to size play.
The Hentai has been one of the top-sellers among the Hankey’s line-up for a good while. And it’s easy to see why. It’s just such a good combination of accessibility, intensity, and the strangeness of the alien dildo experience.
Unlike something completely monstrous like the Solatok, the Hentai offers that deliciously filled-up sensation in a more approachable package. It’s still hefty, still textured to the max, but much more accessible when you’re craving fullness without needing to commit to an all-night session of slow insertion rituals.
Each suction cup of this tentacle-inspired dildo presses against the right areas just right, scratching that itch for intensity. Meanwhile, the overall build and thickness still stay within the realms of “doable” – even for people who are generally not that into monsters, tentacles, and aliens.
Beginner-friendly? Sure. At least as far as alien dildos are concerned.
For me, the Hentai is the toy I reach for when I want to feel stretched and satisfied, but without pulling out the giants. Add in that funky steampunk-inspired design, and you’ve got a dildo that delivers both fantasy fuel and body-rocking stimulation.
Most Unique Design – “Alien Breeder”
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Verdict: A super unique alien dildo with one side full of texture and the other side flat. For the best experience, I like to slowly twist this one while having it inside me. Allows one to enjoy the combination of smooth and textured. Also comes with one of the most straight-up alien-inspired looks.
With its Xenomorph-inspired design, this dildo looks damn menacing on a nightstand. Exactly what we look for in an alien dildo.
Just like other alien dildos here, the Alien Breeder is NOT only about looks though. You see, the texture here is one of the most unique ones I have ever experienced.
One side is perfectly flat with only a slight curve. Meanwhile, the other side is a labyrinth of ridges, nooks, and edges.
I get the most fun by inserting it and then slowly twisting it inside me, letting the ridges drag and dance across my spots. This mix of flatness and textures creates something that is pretty incomparable to anything else out there. Even in the already insane world of alien dildos.
Oh, and if you don’t want to get something that insane inside you then know that the head of this toy is a good tease as well. It looks like the head of a Xenomorph or a Predator, but sliding it on the entrance of a vulva feels…surprisingly gentle and pleasant.
That said, teasing yourself with this head will eventually still make you get the full thing inside you. Speaking from experience.
A Marriage Of Size And Realism – “Atlas”
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Verdict: A great take on a dildo that toes the line between realism and fantasy. Think of it like an oversized penis that belongs to a sci-fi humanoid. One of the few alien dildos that I use for classic back-and-forth penetration.
Atlas walks the line between a realistic dildo and the alien fantasy. Its design is covered in thick, beautiful veins that wouldn’t look out of place on an oversized human penis.
Still, there’s that sheer thickness that pushes it firmly into fantasy territory and that’s exactly what makes it such a thrill.
One of my favorite features? The gloriously oversized balls. They’re sculpted beautifully, and when I’m taking Atlas in I can also tug and squeeze them. Feels almost comforting and it makes penetration feel slightly more doable.
Speaking of penetration – Atlas is one of the rare alien toys I actually use for good old-fashioned thrusting. Its smooth-yet-bulgy build makes it perfect for classic back-and-forth penetration. Nothing too fast and rushed though! Never overlook the sheer size of alien dildos.
All in all – easily the most “traditional” dildo in here, but still a worthy pick. A type of penis I see someone (something?) like The Terminator or some other Humanoid-type character rocking.
The Most Intense Design – “Hungerff”
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Verdict: In terms of design, Hungerff is the most unsettling alien dildo I have ever tried. Body horror, otherworldliness, and violation are the keywords I associate with it. The veiny design of it still makes it feel good in practice though. This is the one you go for if you want to go full-on with your alien fantasy.
Hungerff is the kind of dildo that makes you do a double take before you even touch it. With a design that looks almost grotesque, like a bloody slab of meat ripped straight from a horror flick, it was by far the hardest one for me to handle. The unsettling aesthetic alone makes insertion feel like stepping into a darker, more taboo fantasy.
And yet, that’s where Hungerff’s allure lies. There’s a strange, thrilling satisfaction in surrendering to something that looks so damn eerie, and in the end, this is what the alien dildo fantasy is all about.
How does it feel though?
The sheer bulk of it provides an unrelenting filled-up feeling I have already described here.
What gives it another kick though is the sheer number of veins running all over this thing. They are raised, they are intense, and they…feel pretty damn good.
Again, engage with it super slowly. Have it inside you and take your time to settle into the feeling of these veins grazing your insides.
I am slowly wrapping up my picks for the best alien dildos and Hungerff is an ideal finishing point. Why? Because it was the hardest one for me to get used to. So worth it though.
Alien dildos aren’t for everyone, and that’s perfectly fine.
But if you’ve ever been curious, they’re worth exploring at least once. You might just stumble into a fantasy you didn’t even know you had, whether it’s size, texture, or the sheer thrill of the bizarre.
That said, this is territory where knowing your limits is key. Take your time, use plenty of lube, and remember: pushing boundaries can be fun, but respecting them keeps the adventure safe and satisfying.
