Adrien recently put together an article on the best black sex dolls available. This immediately gave me an idea for writing an article inspired by my own fantasies.
Ever since I was young, I have had this recurring, steaming hot dream. This fantasy involves a complete stranger taking me from behind at a library. I won’t go into more details, but let’s just say that this stranger has a long, black member that is also alarmingly thick. I know I’m not the only one with fantasies such as this. And, this is precisely why I decided to put together an article listing the best black dildos available.
You see, I am pretty sure that my fantasy will not come to life. Do I care? Not really. There are fabulous black dildos available these days. I whip out one of my favorites, use my imagination…and voila! Rainbows, sunshine, orgasms!
But, before we get started with our list, allow me to answer a few commonly asked questions about choosing and using dildos:
What features should I look for when choosing a black dildo?
Know your limits, ladies! You shouldn’t choose a super girthy monster “just because.” If you are at the beginning of your dildo journey, start on the smaller scale of things and casually work your way up. If you are an experienced sex toy user and huge toys are your thing, feel free to go for something like King C*ck (yup, this is a legitimate name of the brand.)
Also, make sure that the materials used are body-safe. Rest assured, all the specimens listed here fit the bill.
Is a dildo a good choice for a first sex toy?
A loud YES! Dildos are a superb choice for women getting started with sex toys. They are cheap, simple to use, and will help you learn about your sexuality. Also, dildos are more discreet and quiet than most sex toys. Just make sure not to go too crazy with size, but we already established that.
Am I a racist for having fantasies about black men and/or wanting to buy a black dildo?
No. Sexuality is about boundless self-expression. And, if your fantasies involve getting penetrated by a BBC, this is all fine and dandy. There is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. You see, I hate stereotypes as much as the next girl. But, in my humble opinion, sexuality is a field where we need to let go of complex issues such as racism and politics. You are free to fantasize, girl!
Without further ado, let’s get cracking, here are the best black dildos available in 2021:
- A squirting black dildo – “Squirting Realistic C*ck 9.2 Inch Ejaculating Suction Cup Dildo”
- The girthiest black dildo – “King C*ck Mega Chubby Realistic Black Suction Cup Dildo 7 Inch”
- A curved black dildo for g-spot stimulation – “Prince Yahshua Porn Star UltraSkyn 10.5 Inch Dildo”
- A black dildo for beginners – “X5 Hard On 8.75 Inch Dildo – Chocolate”
- An inflatable black dildo – “C*ck Locker Extra Large Inflatable Dildo 8 Inch”
- A black double dildo – “Ruse 18 inch Silicone Double Dildo – Black”
- The most realistic black dildo – “King C*ck Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo with Balls 8 Inch”
A squirting black dildo – “Squirting Realistic C*ck 9.2 Inch Ejaculating Suction Cup Dildo”
Key advantages: a black dildo with a squirting function, realistic testicles
Price: $69.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
This black dildo from Doc Johnson is a beast. 6,5 inches of insertable length and 9.11 inches of girth will give even the most experienced women a wild ride. So, how about some words of advice before you have fun with this black dildo? Have some patience, an erotic mood, and lots of lube…and this thing will blow your mind. I am by no means a size queen. It’s all about the motion in the ocean, not the size of the boat. Still, there are times when I get dreamy and just want to feel something thick, veiny, and massive slowly enter me. These fantasies also include getting a warm load on my body…and this is where this black dildo from Doc Johnson comes is.
Yes, this is a squirting black dildo. How does it work? Simple, you just push all the air out of the dildo and inject it with a body-safe lubricant of your choice. A syringe is included in the package. Still, do not go too liberal with the choice of “ejaculate.” Warm water might be cheap, but it just doesn’t do the trick. Trust me, I’ve tried. Totally ruined the immersion of the experience.
Spunk Lube is not that expensive and can be easily added to the order, so this is where I would start if this was my first squirting dildo.
Yes, squirtability (I just made a new word up) is the major talking point of this black dildo. But, not the only one. If you are a girl who loves some ball-action, this is among the best black dildos for your tastes. The testicles of this dildo move, giving it an almost eerily realistic feel. All in all, this black dildo deserves its reputation as one of the masterpieces of Doc Johnson.
The girthiest black dildo – “King C*ck Mega Chubby Realistic Black Suction Cup Dildo 7 Inch”
Key advantages: the girthiest black dildo available, great for stimulating the clitoris
Price: $79.99 on Lovehoney
If you thought that the previous black dildo on our list was scary with its girth of 9.11 inches, close this article right away. Size-wise, this black dildo is in a category of its own. Just look at the thing. Pretty much all girth and no length. Exactly like in my fantasies.
Just like the previous black dildo on our list, this is not a product for a beginner. Still, if the size is your thing, this is your choice right here. Make sure to use massive amounts of lube, and go super slow. I’m not gonna lie, my first session with this dildo was painful. Even with loads of lube. I was much too fast. However, the second and third times were pure ecstasy. I actually managed to enter it balls deep and come. How? I used a clitoral vibrator to get me within seconds of a climax. I was soaking with my juices and lube, and I slowly entered this beast of a black dildo into me. To the very end.
This thing is girthy enough to stimulate your clit, so some very slow (I must emphasize this part) back and forth movement did the trick. I came. And I loved it. I do not use this black dildo often, as using it is almost a religious (and slightly scary) experience. But, when I am in the mood, it just works.
A curved black dildo for g-spot stimulation – “Prince Yahshua Porn Star UltraSkyn 10.5 Inch Dildo”
Key advantages: great for g-spot stimulation, a visually pleasing black dildo
Price: $74.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
Whew, after reviewing the previous beastly black dildos, it feels good to catch my breath with the mold of legendary Prince Yahshua. Although, it must be said that 6.28 inches of girth and 10.5 inches on length are hardly similar to an average pecker.
So, why is this mold on our list of best black dildos? Simple. This curve! Prince Yahshua is an industry legend for one reason, his curved penis. Some women love the look of a curved cock, some do not. But, even if you do not like curved penises in real life, I highly suggest giving a curved dildo a shot. Speaking from experience, curved dildos/penises are far more likely to stimulate my G-spot. Of course, all women are different. But, for ladies with no curve experience, try it out. You might be surprised to see how much you love it.
In addition to the legendary curve, the Prince Yahshua mold has also nailed the veins and the ridges. You see, the TRP/TPE material of this black dildo is firm yet very flexible. This means that you will feel every bump, ridge, and vein while motioning this dildo inside you…and that curve! Using this beauty makes it easy to see what made Prince Yahshua so famous in the industry.
A black dildo for beginners – “X5 Hard On 8.75 Inch Dildo – Chocolate”
Key advantages: a realistic dildo, great for the cowgirl position, an economic price
Price: $39.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
Let’s continue our list of best black dildos with something a little more realistic and beginner-friendly. The X5 Hard On is, in many ways, comparable to the Prince Yahshua mold. How? The veins, ridges, and bumps are done to perfection. And, you feel every single curve as you are having fun with this dildo.
This black dildo is a great option for women just starting to fulfill their dark fantasies, as it is much smaller than the previous dildos on our list. It comes with a length of 8.75 inches and a girth of 6.50 inches. By no means an average dong, but still not huge enough to scare away first-timers.
Let’s also talk balls, as this is yet another example of balls done very well. Squishy, bouncy, realistic…just great! And, since this beauty is also harness-compatible, it has become one of my favorites for some cowgirl action. All in all, if I was to suggest a black dildo for a beginner, this would be it.
An inflatable black dildo – “C*ck Locker Extra Large Inflatable Dildo 8 Inch”
Key advatanges: comes with a practical pump, inflates to an impressive girth
Price: $44.99 on Lovehoney
Our list of best black dildos wouldn’t have been complete without including an inflatable dildo. For those who have not used inflatable dildos before, let me give you a quick breakdown of what you can expect. The C*ck Locker is a latex black dildo that might seem light at first, especially compared to other beasts on this list.
But, there is more than meets the eye to this beast. Slowly let the toy enter you and start pumping away. Not too fast, not too slow. You will feel as this black dildo slowly expands inside you. And, let me tell you, this feels as awesome as it sounds. For someone who wants to feel how taking 7 inches of girth feels, yet doesn’t want to jump right to inserting something as humongous, this is your chance right here. You can start average and feel it work its magic inside you, slowly.
How about a pro tip? Deflate the C*ck Locker inside you seconds before you come. You can thank me later, ladies.
A black double dildo – “Ruse 18 inch Silicone Double Dildo – Black”
Key advatages: great for double penetration, great for couple play, made from high-quality silicone
Price: $59.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
Double the trouble! When compiling this list of best black dildos, I knew I wanted to have at least one double dildo on the list. And this baby from Ruse was the best choice. When selecting a double dildo, one feature is super important. It needs to bend well! Duh! And, this dildo from Ruse certainly fits the criteria. The platinum-cured silicone material has just the right amount of movement for using this with a “special friend.”
Since I do not have a female friend to use a double dildo with, I’m gonna speak about how I get the most out of this black dildo from Ruse. Good old DP! You see, since this black dildo is not insanely girthy (5.49 inches), it is suitable for anal use as well as vaginal. The bend I already described makes using it easy. Whichever position I prefer at the moment, I will lead my solo DP session to a glorious finish with this double dildo.
What more can I say? For lovers of DP or girl-on-girl action, this is the best black dildo available.
The most realistic black dildo – “King C*ck Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo with Balls 8 Inch”
Key advantages: a superb interpretation of a real penis, great for g-spot stimulation
Price: $49.99 on Lovehoney
Whew, this has been quite the ride. We have looked at double dildos, some truly huge black dildos, and even a squirting black dildo. But, what if you just want something as realistic as possible, just a bit larger? Don’t fret, I know what you’re looking for.
This BBC from King C*ck is a masterful interpretation of a real penis. The shaft, the balls, the material. Every little detail here is spot on. Except for the size (10,5 inches in length), which is admittedly on the humongous side of things. This thing is also as thick as a trunk. This means that this bad boy will also easily stimulate your G-spot while you’re penetrating yourself. You will get stretched out, you will hit all your spots. And, most importantly, you will come.
Despite the size of this dildo, there are no additional bells and whistles to talk about here. This is a spot-on imitation of a very big penis. Simple as that. This is also probably the reason my husband loves to watch me play with it. The man just loves seeing this big boy enter me. And, hey, who am I to judge.