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Egg vibrators are fun and unique. Simple as. They bring something completely new to the table when compared to other super popular vibrator toys like rabbit vibrators, wand vibrators, and clit vibrators.
They are small, generally very discreet, yet surprisingly powerful for their small size.
But what exactly even are egg vibrators and why the hell do they have such a goofy name?
Egg vibrators are usually shaped like eggs (hence the name) and are designed for both internal and external stimulation with most good egg vibrators usually delivering the goods both internally and externally.
The idea here is simple – the internal, egg-part stimulated you from the inside by giving you that very specific and ever-so-nice filled-up feeling I usually associate with super large dildos.
How about the external part? Well, most egg vibrators come with an additional tail part that sits on the clit and further enhances the wearing experience.
Keep in mind that not all egg vibrators come with the tail part. Some egg vibrators (including some of the ones we will cover in this article) only have the distinct egg part. This is not necessarily a bad thing because some vulva owners do find dual stimulation a bit too intense. And, well, money is also always a thing and dual stimulators tend to be a bit more expensive when compared to dual stimulators.
Long story short – the fact that you can just enter the toy and enjoy the ride without doing anything is key to making these vibrators so popular among beginners and more seasoned sex toy enthusiasts alike.
Now, since there are many different egg vibrators out there with various different features and price ranges, I decided to put together a little guide on some of my personal favorite egg vibrators. Of course, I will also include short reviews with some pros and cons of each individual toy.
This will help you decide which specific toy is best aligned with what kind of stimulation you are looking for.
Perhaps you will end up deciding that egg vibrators are not your jam at all. And this is fine too.
So, let’s just jump right in.
These are the best egg vibrators as chosen by Sex Toy Magazine:
• Best Overall – Lovense Lush 3
• Most Discreet Egg Vibrator – We-Vibe Jive 2
• Best For Couples – Lovehoney Mon Ami
• Best Fingering Simulator – Lovense Flexer
• Best Cheap Egg Vibrator – Lovehoney Power Play 7 Function Love Egg Vibrator
Best Overall – Lovense Lush 3
Pros:
- A nearly endless number of vibration patterns and speeds
- Reliable Bluetooth connectivity without any disconnections and choppiness
- Long battery life (up to 5 hours officially, but I usually get around 4)
- Tip-activation possibility
- Unique extra features such as the possibility of syncing the patterns to music
- A simple, user-friendly, and well-designed app
Cons:
- Higher price point
When it comes to long-distance stuff, the Lovense vibrators play in a different league.
All of their toys have great Bluetooth connectivity that will easily handle connections regardless of how far away the one operating the toy is.
Your boyfriend is in Alaska and you are in California? No problem. Lovense will handle it. As such, Lovense toys have also become some of the most popular cam girl toys out there.
Lovense’s hit egg vibrator, the Lush 3, is particularly acclaimed in the cam girl community.
Mainly due to the nearly endless customization options it offers – you can seamlessly flick between different patterns and intensities, create your own custom patterns, make it function via tip-activation, and even let the patterns react to music of your choosing.
And, honestly, since I am not an active participant in the camming community, I am probably not even fully aware of what else you can do with it.
Now, the technical features are cool and all, but in the end it all comes down to pleasure. So, how good does the Lush 3 feel? Very. The first thing I fell in love with was just how body-friendly it feels. It fills you up, sure, but it doesn’t feel intrusive in any way.
My serving suggestion for the Lovense Lush 3 goes something like this – let it enter you and slowly start building up in intensity. For me, this always works like a charm – oh, and if you don’t know where your G-spot is then, well…don’t worry. The Lush 3 will easily find it for you!
Most Discreet Egg Vibrator – We-Vibe Jive 2
Pros:
- Comfortable, flexible design
- A discreet toy that delivers the goods very, very quietly
- App-controlled with several pattern options
- Comes with a remote suitable for those who want a manual alternative to the app
- Very beginner-friendly
Cons:
- The intensity can be limited for those who prefer super strong vibrators
When Lush 3 hits you with some relatively intense vibrations (even on the lower speeds and patterns) then the Jive 2 from We-Vibe is a much tamer toy. Still orgasmic and awesome, but the entire experience feels slightly more gentle.
Also – a big shout-out to how nice and bendy the Jive 2 is. It feels almost as if the toy contours itself to your body regardless of your specific body type. The tail flows right into your clit while the bulbous egg makes itself a home right next to the G-spot. Good stuff!
The discretion of the toy is also noteworthy here. Sure, it is hearable, but it gives off a quiet, buzzing type of a hum that easily gets lost in the ambient noise. If you are in a situation where you have roommates, parents, or other prying ears around you then just close the door to your room or handle your business in the bathroom. No one will hear a thing!
The minor qualms I have with the toy are entirely technical – the run time on full charge is about 3-4 hours. Slightly lower than that of the Lush 3 also. In addition, the long-distance connectivity can get slightly choppy. As such, if you are getting your egg vibrator solely for long-distance play then I would suggest the Lush 3.
If long-distance play will not be your thing and you just want a gentle, beginner-friendly egg then look no further!
Best For Couples – Lovehoney Mon Ami
Pros:
- Affordable and great value-for-money
- Wireless remote for hands-free play
- Great for couple use as the toy stimulates the penis as well
- Fully waterproof
Cons:
- 7 vibration combinations can be limiting for some
- Shorter remote range than app-controlled toys
- A runtime of a maximum 60 minutes is limiting when compared to more premium egg vibrators
When compared to the previous egg vibrators on our list, the Mon Ami from the legendary Lovehoney is a much cheaper affair. You can expect to get this at a range of $40 – $70 which is more than decent considering the features you get here.
Let’s take a quick look.
The toy itself can easily compete with the best-in-class stuff from toy brands like Lovense and We-Vibe when it comes to the pleasure aspect. It feels great and will stimulate the clit and G-spot very well.
In addition, the Mon Ami is designed for couples. Yes, this one can be used to enhance the intercourse because it works as a penis vibrator as well. You are in a relationship and having a toy work that buzzes on both of you while you are hitting it. Sounds good? If so, then this one is worth a try.
Where the price of the Mon Ami egg vibrator starts to show is in the technical department – the toy has a remote control, but the distances you get from it are not comparable with something like Lovense. Simply put – the Mon Ami is a bedroom-only affair. In addition, the runtime of 60 minutes is not something too impressive when you compare it to more premium stuff. Is it enough though? Absolutely.
In a nutshell – the Lovehoney Mon Ami is for the ones who want to give a well-designed, couple-friendly egg vibrator a try. All without having to spend an arm and a leg.
Best Fingering Simulator – Lovense Flexer
Read our full review of Lovense Flexer here
Pros:
- A unique toy that replicates the motion of fingering a vagina
- A wearable toy
- The vibrations/patterns on both the egg and the tail part can be adjusted separately
- A wearable toy
- Solid battery life of 4.5-5 hours
- Long-distance connectivity
- A nearly unlimited range of vibrations/patterns
Cons:
- Higher price tag
- The sensations offered are quite unique and not to everyone’s taste
Yet again, we have something from Lovense.
Here, you have an egg vibrator with all the goodies we already know from other Lovense toys – long-distance connectivity, an app, and great battery life.
The toy itself is quite different though – yes, you have the clit/G-spot stimulation combo known from other egg vibrators, but with a twist. You see, the type of movements the Flexer makes itself inside of you are very, very reminiscent of the sensation of a good fingering sensation.
Ever wondered what it would feel like to experience someone who is very good with his fingers? Maybe you already have experienced something like this and want to get more of that stuff? Or perhaps you are already a fingering master yourself and just want something that will just let you sit back and let your hands rest for a change.
Oh, and you can even enjoy the sensations while running your errands because this one is wearable. If you want to, you can snugly fit this one inside your panties and let it do its thing. Stays in put surprisingly well too.
Whatever your reasons for getting a fingering toy should be, know that the Lovense Flexer is currently the best one to replicate this sensation.
In fact, the inspiration for the design supposedly came directly from the “come hither” fingering motion that so many of us vulva-owners love so much.
Long story short – if egg vibrators got you curious and you also love a good fingering sensation then this one is dream territory for you.
Best Cheap Egg Vibrator – Lovehoney Power Play 7 Function Love Egg Vibrator
Pros:
- Very budget-friendly
- Easy-to-use, no-fuss wired remote
- Multiple vibration modes despite the low cost
- Beautiful design
Cons:
- Wired remote is limiting for mobility
- Not a waterproof toy – not possible to use in a bath or a shower
This egg vibrator from Lovehoney is the cheapest in this list thus far. At a cost of about $25, it is clearly meant for someone who just wants to get their toes wet in the world of egg vibrators. Just to get a feel of how the sensation of an egg vibrator feels.
Keep in mind that this one is for giving you that filled-up feeling only. It will stimulate you from the inside, but it doesn’t have the tail part that delivers the pleasure to the clit area. As such, if you want to experience the joys of dual stimulation, look elsewhere.
Now, for something this cheap, there is still a lot to love there – the 7 different vibration intensities provide enough of a variation to the mix. Also, the design is not overly intimidating like some of the other egg vibrators in this list – you have your beautiful golden egg, a remote control, and a wire that connects the toy to the remote.
Will the fact that it is wired get annoying? Surprisingly enough, not at all. For solo use, I found the wire just long enough for it not to get in the way of things.
In all fairness, this one was one of the most positive surprises of all during my little detour to the world of egg vibes. Further proof that dirt cheap sex toys can compete with the premium stuff. Good stuff!
As you just saw, egg vibrators can look similar, but what they offer can differ pretty massively. From budget-friendly picks all the way to dual stimulators and couple-friendly toys, there are eggs available for all tastes.
What I can confidently say is that these toys are worth a try. Doesn’t matter whether you are a seasoned collector or someone just looking to get a first toy for their bedroom shelves.
With that, I will leave you lonely readers to ponder the wonders of egg vibrators. Have a beautiful day!
