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When you think of a dildo, chances are that you think of something wobbly and rubbery. Can’t blame ya! But, if you stumbled on this article, you are probably interested in expanding your horizons a bit.
Good idea, because not only are glass dildos beautiful, but they have other 3 key advantages as well:
- The best glass dildos can be used with all lubricants.
- Glass dildos are the best female sex toys for temperature play (more on that later)
- Glass dildos are firm – extreme temperatures combined with the stiffness of the glass makes for a hell of a ride
Before we proceed to our list of the best glass dildos, allow me to answer two of the most commonly asked questions about these beauties:
Is all glass body-safe?
No! You wouldn’t believe some of the things women have tried masturbating with. Glass sculptures, bottles, vases (don’t ask)…I have heard it all. At best, you will end up with an awkward experience. At worst, you can seriously hurt yourself.
I get it, glass does look beautiful and erotic but stick to things that are designed for masturbation, ok.
What is temperature play?
Glass retains temperature. This means that you can heat up or cool down the glass dildo and then get on with it. Masturbating with something heated or near-frozen will do new things for your body. Trust me.
Now that we have cleared some things up, let’s move on to our list. These are our picks for the best glass dildos of 2022:
Our top pick – “Lovehoney Realistic Textured Sensual Glass Dildo with Balls”
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At first glance, one might not understand why I featured this specimen on our list of best glass dildos. After all, it does not look that special. Just your average, beautiful glass dildo. Well, there’s more than meets the eye to this one.
First off, the size of this one is ideal (6 inches in length, 4 inches in circumference.) Not Ridiculously big, but not too small either. Second…the texture and the curve of this shaft are heavenly. You quite literally FEEL that this dildo is designed by women FOR women.
This goes for these balls as well – they are not thrown in there as an afterthought. No, sir! They are firm (duh, this is a glass dildo after all) and stimulate your clitoris ever so gently while you penetrate yourself with the dildo.
We are looking at a glass c*ck done well, ladies.
Best value – “Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo 7 Inch”
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I was slightly surprised to see that this babe is the bestselling glass dildo on Lovehoney. Why? Well, it is quite intense and big. 9 inches in length, 4.25 in girth to be specific…truly a considerable beast.
To get the most out of this glass dildo, start slow. Heat it up a little (glass is ideal for temperature play, remember) and slowly massage the outer parts of your vagina with it. As you start to get more and more excited, slowly start penetrating yourself.
Once this glass dildo enters your body, you will instantly realize what makes it such a hit.
As all women know, steady penetration is where it’s at. But, for some reason, the bulbed texture of this dildo works best when I switch rhythms. Shallow and steady at first, more deep and intense as I near my orgasm.
A glass dildo that is truly as effective as it looks.
The most beautiful glass dildo – “Icicles No 5 Sapphire Spiral Glass Dildo 7 Inch”
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First off, this glass dildo looks exquisite! The borosilicate glass is 100% hand-blown and makes this dildo look like it belongs to a museum, not your…you know, intimate area.
I use the Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo for heat play, and I use this one for some colder action. I am talking seriously cold. Put this one into an ice bath and let it cool off. Take it out and let it stay at room temperature for a minute. Then get the action going.
The feel of the cold glass going inside your warm body is sensational! And, you WILL feel the glass dildo slowly heat up inside you with every inch of your body. Oh, and about those beautiful blue ripples on this toy…let me just tell you this, they are not there for aesthetic purposes only.
Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo
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I have an irrational fear of tentacles, which made me very hesitant to get this dildo at first. However, seeing all those rave reviews about this glass dildo made me change my mind. I took the plunge and I am so glad I did.
So, what do we have here? This tentacle glass dildo features both nubs and vein-like ridges. Plus, it has a slightly curved shape that is great for stimulating the G-spot.
And, it works like a charm. You will feel every single bump, curve, and ridge as you penetrate yourself with her. One more thing – glass dildos are rarely as comfortable to use as this one.
The end of the dildo features a little…tail of the tentacle?? Whatever this ring-like thing is, it is a rockstar. Thanks to this detail, I can comfortably penetrate myself from whichever angle I like.
All in all, one of the best glass dildos on the market.
Any downsides? Well, no. Except for the fact that I will never look at octopuses the same way again.
Lovehoney Ribbed G-Spot Sensual Glass Dildo
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Versatility, versatility, versatility!
This glass dildo is double-ended. One side features three bulbs while the other one features a realistic shaft and a heavy curve.
You can have fun with both ends. From my personal experience, the curved end is great for some internal G-spot play. Just make sure to go slow, as the angle is quite intense and can hurt you if you go too heavy or without preparation.
The other side? Well, I mostly use it for anal play. These glass bulbs are not too big or intense, which makes this glass dildo ideal for some butt action.
Also, there is something extra edgy about using a toy this beautiful for something as kinky as anal masturbation.
A note of caution here though, whether you are a seasoned fan of anal or a total beginner, always use plenty of lube!
Blown Glass Realistic 9 Inch Dildo
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Whew, I just had to include at least one glass dildo for the size queens out there. Yup, I am no stranger to big dildos. Remember our article on the best black dildos? That article also featured several larger-than-life dildos.
So, how about this big and beautiful glass dildo? Well, upon first glance, this bad boy will hit you with realism. Those veins, those ridges, these balls…to be honest, I was shocked that a glass dildo could be so lifelike.
With its girth of 5,49 inches and a length of 9 inches, this glass dildo would obviously not be a great pick for beginners. That being said, if you have tried well-endowed dildos before and loved the experience…then go for it.
Imagine temperature play with something this big, firm, and beautiful. It. Is. Great.
Lovehoney Sensual Glass Glow-in-the-dark Dildo
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Time to glow, ladies! This glass dildo from Lovehoney is like an ode to the mysteries of the night! Just look at this moon-shaped handle and this glow-in-the-dark glass…beautiful stuff.
With this one, I got the feeling that it is more beautiful than it is effective. But, as a collector, I had to order it anyway. And, I’m so glad I did. Not only is it beautiful, but it is a great dildo as well.. it wouldn’t be on our list of best black dildos if it wasn’t.
This moon-shaped handle fits so well in my hand and the shape of the wand is very well done. Whichever angle and intensity I want, I can get it.
In a nutshell – I came for the glow-in-the-dark effect (and, make no mistake, this glass dildo DOES look cool in pitch black), I stayed for the orgasms.
A unique and awesome glass dildo, this one.
Looks like it is time to wrap things up for now. Hopefully, this article gave you plenty of inspiration to try out one of these splendid glass dildos.
