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When you hear the term “gooning” what is it that first comes to your mind? Chances are that your mind immediately goes to various dark rooms filled with screens with some sweaty body going for various depraved sexual activities.
And you are not necessarily wrong.
When people say gooning they usually mean prolonged masturbating without any sort of release in the end. To make the gooning session complete, the masturbation sessions usually also involve a darker edge. For instance, prostate stimulation, all-too-large dildos, and other “out of the norm” stuff is included.
In addition, gooning usually involves watching pornographic material to further enhance the arousal and make it even harder
What is the point of this? Well, pleasure mostly. Simple as.
There is something intense about discovering just for how long and how horny you can go. It is a form of self-expression in a way. A form of discovering our primitive animal instincts.
I already mentioned that gooning usually involves some advanced gear – but how to start?
Well, as people familiar with the world of sex toys, we decided to list the most suitable sex toys for gooning. Everything featured here is great for edging – stimulating you in an extremely pleasurable way, but with a possibility of stopping everything right before peaking.
Only to start the ride again. And again. And again.
Most of the toys below are suitable for penis-owners only. Why? Simply because statistics show that folks with a penis tend to be a lot more interested in this stuff.
That said, we are planning on covering edging and orgasm denial in the future too so don’t worry. We are not discriminating – the vagina-owning folk will get their share of sexual frustration in the near future.
Oh, and before we start, remember this – gooning does not have to be a lifestyle. I fully encourage you to try this at least once. Even if you consider yourself fairly vanilla when it comes to all things sex and sex toys.
In fact, the more tame you are in your day-to-day life, the harder your first gooning sessions will hit.
There are the 7 best gooner sex toys currently available:
• Best Penis Massager – “Lovense Gush“
• Best for All-Body-Stimulation – “Lovense Gush 2 & The Lovense Edge 2 Combination“
• Best Sex Machine – “Lovense Mini Sex Machine“
• Best Fantasy Dildo – “Cyberpunk Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s“
• Best XXL Dildo – “The Hentai Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s“
• Best VR Male Masturbator – “Lovense Solace Pro“
• Best Butt Plug – “Lovense Hush 2“
Best Penis Massager – “Lovense Gush“
Key features: affordable, beginner-friendly, solid range of vibrations and speeds, can be used on different areas of the penis, interactive, hands-free operation
The Gush from the legendary Lovense is a versatile one. Officially described as a “vibrating tip massager”, this tiny little male vibrator has a lot up its sleeve.
For one, it can be used on nearly any area of the penis. Yes, it works best for stimulating the area just below the head of the penis and the tip itself, but having it vibrate close to the testicles can feel just as nice. In fact, on some of the higher settings, you feel the buzz traveling to your testicles and slightly stimulating them as well. Great stuff!
Now, there are other goon-friendly perks to this one as well – the toy is completely interactive and you can sync it to your favorite VR porn and enjoy those prolonged, frustrating sessions with loads of pleasure with nearly zero payoff.
This one can feel particularly punishing when you go for a hands-free experience. It is absolutely a thing – you can even go for a hands-free mode that allows your Gush to travel back and forth all over the length of your penis. All the while giving you some of them deep and rumbly vibrations.
All in all, a splendid toy that would make for a great introduction to the wonderfully depraved world of gooning sex toys. Affordable, small, and beginner-friendly.
Now, you may have noticed that the Gush also has a 2.0 version out there. So, why recommend the first iteration? Well, the first Gush is slightly more beginner-friendly in terms of the grip and general intensity. Meanwhile, the Gush 2 works best when combined with another gooning toy for a full-body experience.
And, this Lovense full body-experience is precisely what we will be tackling next.
Best for All-Body-Stimulation – “Lovense Gush 2 & The Lovense Edge 2 Combination“
Find best price for the Gush 2 here and the Edge 2 here
Key features: great for advanced gooners, an all–body-experience, interactive toys, hands-free operation
Let’s assume that you are already a seasoned gooner who enjoys going for ridiculous hours, buckets of sweat, and infinite levels of sexual frustration. The type of sessions that take over your entire body and bring your mental and physical levels to near exhaustion.
For people like this, I suggest a combination of the Lovense Edge 2 prostate massager and the newly released Gush 2 male masturbation toy.
The reason for this is simple – both of these toys are damn intense and work in unison very, very well.
Let’s start with the Edge 2 anal vibrator. It is a relatively thick, hands-free prostate toy that uses two motors and a type of design that specifically hits that ever-so-sweet male P-spot.
Yeah, two rumbly and deep motors and a thick, filled-up feeling from the “arm” of the Edge 2…it is the type of stuff that you will feel reverberating through your body.
The Edge 2 alone is worth it, but things take an entire new level when you add the Gush 2 to the mix. The design here is relatively similar to the previous gooning toy we described, the first Gush, but there are minor differences – mainly in the vibration.
The Gush 2 has a slightly looser grip for me, but the vibrations themselves feel more “rotational” for my penis. When the Gush goes for a deep, all-body-encompassing type of stimulation then the Gush 2 seems to have a more “rotational” type of stimulation. More all-over-the-place and focused on the entire length of the penis. Even if you focus the stimulation on only the tip.
And when combined with the work your back gets from the Edge 2? Yeah, this will make it easy for you to unload pretty fast.
Except that you are not allowed to orgasm, remember? Better use the Lovense app and flick the speeds and patterns of Edge 2/Gush 2 to something less intense and hold. Work your way up with the intensities…and then stop again.
It is not easy, but well worth it if you want to see exactly what makes so many gentlemen get into gooning.
Best Sex Machine – “Lovense Mini Sex Machine“
Key features: an intense thrusting toy with an easy assembly process, long-distance connectivity, thrusting intensity of 260 thrusts per minute, lightweight when compared to other sex machines with similar power levels
The next gooning toy on our list is the one and only Lovense Mini Sex Machine.
There are several features that make the Lovense Mini our preferred pick for the gooning machine.
For one, there is the compact size. It weighs only about 7 lbs/3kg – may seem like considerable, but easily lighter than most of its competition. And not only is it light, but the assembly process is super simple and quick too. You can quickly take it apart if you need to hide it from some sort of sudden visitors.
Same goes for putting it together – simple and quick.
Now, the lightweight nature of the toy does not mean that the machine suffers in the intensity department. At a maximum speed of 260 thrusts/per minute, there is more than enough thrusting speed in there to satisfy even the most depraved gooner out there.
Same goes for the thrust power – easily intense enough for some anal action.
Again, it is a sort of machine that allows for combinations with some other toys – feel free to choose some other gooning toy like a penis vibrator or a ring for your penis as well. It will only elevate the game further and make the whole ride more intense.
Personally, a machine + toy combination is still a little too much for me, but I suspect plenty of our readers are advanced enough to be daring enough for something like this.
Oh, and one more thing – since this is a Lovense, you will also have things like long-distance connectivity and full interactivity going for you.
Best Fantasy Dildo – “Cyberpunk Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s“
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Key features: large yet relatively beginner-friendly for the size, a unique swirling texture, great for steady penetration, the design precisely targets the P-spot, customization options available for the firmness of the dildo
A good fantasy dildo fits a good gooning session like a glove. The intensity of having something “forbidden” and “weird” up in there is a vibe that is incomparable to anything else out there.
And, Mr. Hankey’s just happens to be one of the best brands for fantasy dildos.
The specimen I chose as one of the preferred gooning toys is Cyberpunk, one of their best-sellers.
Cyberpunk features a slightly swirling design that feels very, very stimulating during the entire anal session. The tongue-like design stimulates the P-spot as it goes in and out of your body. Cyberpunk also features some ribs on the sides of the toy that further enhance the intensity of the entire experience.
Keep in mind that Mr. Hankey’s toys come in different sizes – my suggestion would be to choose your size according to your experience levels.
No need to go for large or XL sizes if you are still new to the experience. Even the smaller sizes of Cyberpunk qualify as large dildos and will give you enough of a thrill.
For me, the Cyberpunk works best as an in-and-out, penetration dildo. However, some gooning dildos work best as something you simply keep in while watching your stuff and masturbating.
And my favorite in this particular category is precisely what we will be tackling next.
Best XXL Dildo – “The Hentai Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s“
Find best price at Mr. Hankey’s
Key features: one of the most unique fantasy dildo textures out there, great for super slow stimulation, customization options available for the firmness of the dildo
The Hentai has already been featured in Sex Toy Magazine. In our picks for the best tentacle dildos, to be more precise.
So, what exactly are we dealing with here?
In a nutshell, the Hentai is a thick, tentacle-inspired dildo that immediately makes one think of the writing of Lovecraft and various beasts from all sorts of legendary video games. It does NOT look like something that should go inside you! Let alone feel good.
But lo and behold, turns out that this sort of texture is great for gooning. For one, there is the already mentioned thickness. There is little thickness variation going on with this dildo – you get something that is fat and intense from the tip all the way to the base.
Now, this is not necessarily something new. If you are familiar with large dildos then you have probably already experienced taking a big one. However, the devil is in the details here – these damn suction cups!
You see, similarly to what you’ll find on a real tentacle of an octopus, the Hentai features loads of various suction cups running through it. And it’s precisely these suction cups that give the dildo that special feel.
Try getting it in as much as you can (but stay safe!) and feel the suction cups play with your prostate area.
This is the type of dildo that does not acquire that much stimulation. Feel free to literally sit on it while taking super slow movements. The intense size combined with the otherworldly texture will make it a stimulating ride. Even if you barely move.
Best VR Male Masturbator – “Lovense Solace Pro“
Key features: one of the best VR toys out there, intense stroking rhythms of up to 300 strokes/per minute, adjustable table mount included, long-distance operation possible, speed and depth can be controlled separately
Lovense Solace Pro is the ultimate interactive male stroker for many reasons. For one, you have boatloads of opportunities to enjoy VR content with this one – it seamlessly syncs the movements on the screen to what is happening to your penis. And when I talk seamless, I really do mean it.
Lovense uses various AI solutions here. All in order to make sure that there will be no annoying pauses or awkward hiccups when you are in the midst of your gooning session.
And, as someone who has been into VR sex toys for a while now, it is so damn welcoming to see this technology in a more fleshed out form.
All tech-stuff aside though, the Solace Pro just feels damn good too.
You have the opportunity to go for the neutral, default inner sleeve or opt for a supposedly more realistic vulva design. Honestly, I have tried both and I do not see any specific additional value in the more realistic vulva.
The neutral one feels realistic, soft, and stimulating enough.
The stroking itself is a ride too – the movement speed goes up to 300 strokes/per minute. So, yeah, pretty fast and hard if you want it to be. More than enough to get your juices flowing during a good gooning session.
Lastly, let’s give a shout out to the adjustable desk mount – you see, the Solace Pro can be attached to a desk for a fully hands-off experience. And, it also rotates 180 degrees – so, whichever weird angles work for your depraved sessions…well, this feature of the Solace Pro allows you to indulge as much as you want and need.
Basically, if you have been eyeing something with all the bells and whistles needed for a VR gooning experience then the Solace Pro is arguably as good as it gets in 2025.
Best Butt Plug – “Lovense Hush 2“
Key features: beginner-friendly, a nearly infinite number of different patterns available, suitable for long-term wear, suitable for public wear, long-distance capabilities, different sizes available.
We will wrap up our list of gooning toys with the Hush 2 from Lovense. Compared to some other stuff on this list, Hush 2 is a much more tame affair.
The Hush 2 is a butt plug and by far my favorite plug when it comes to edging. Why? Simply because it is very body-friendly and stays in place extremely well. There is some sort of curvature to this that manages to make the plug feel very intense while somehow playing very well with your body.
And then there are the vibrations – the Hush 2 is a vibrating plug with loads of different speed and pattern options to play with. Personally, I prefer a more tame and slow vibration with this one as I don’t want the intensity of the butt action to completely take my attention away from the penis and whatever is happening on my screens.
Also – this one is specifically tailored for long-term wear and public wear. If you are at all comfortable wearing a plug then this thing will carry you for hours. I know that some gooning sessions last for a whole night…and honestly, I could see myself wearing the Hush 2 for that long if necessary.
Want something small yet thrilling for starting with your gooning journey? The Hush 2 may just be a pretty good idea.
So, how did this stuff make you feel? Interested. Good.
The popular opinion will make you feel as if gooning or extreme edging is bad for you in any kind of way. And, sure, addictions are never good. However, as I already said – if this is something you manage to indulge in once in a while then this can be a very thrilling sexual experience.
And, the toys I just reviewed are pretty damn good for making these sessions even more memorable and gratifying.
For me, it is time to head to bed. Have fun, gentlemen!
