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I LOVE a good concealed vibrator. There is something undeniably hot about a sex toy that looks completely unassuming to the untrained eye. Only YOU (and perhaps your partner) know that this innocent-looking item has SEEN some pretty wild stuff and has given you countless orgasms.
You were probably led here due to your interest in lipstick vibrators.
If you are curious about one then know that you are on the right track. Lipstick vibes are some of the most fun types of vibrators out there!
Yes, there is the kink factor of carrying a “hidden” sex toy, but lipstick vibrators have other benefits as well.
For one, their small size and discretion makes them the ultimate travel-friendly vibrator. You can easily throw a lipstick vibe in a bag and not have a second though. Even if you have to empty your purse in a public airport…no issues. Just a lipstick!
Also – they are super foreplay-friendly and are one of the very few vulva-focused toys that one could legitimately use during something like an unplanned quickie.
Long story short – lipstick vibrators are beautiful, but pretty damn practical too.
And, just as it happens, it looks like I haven’t yet dedicated a post to reviewing some of my favorite lipstick vibrators. A mistake that I’ll gladly correct.
PS: Before we proceed, you should know that the small size of a lipstick vibrator has nothing to do with the intensity. Some of those little cuties are rumbly, deep, and pretty damn powerful. So, don’t jump to the most intense vibration settings right away. Take your time to explore the vibe before diving in head first.
Without further ado, let’s get to the gist of it and take a look at some of the best lipstick vibrators currently on the market. All carefully chosen to find something for a variety of tastes, budget-levels, and goals:
• A Long-Distance Lipstick Vibrator – “Lovense Exomoon“
• Best Suction Lipstick Vibrator – “Romp Lipstick Clitoral Suction Stimulator“
• The Cheapest Lipstick Vibrator – “Lovehoney Oh! Kiss Me Lipstick Vibrator“
Our Top Pick – “LELO MIA 3“
Read our full LELO MIA 3 review here
Highlights: luxurious design, good range of intensity settings, great for orgasm build-up, foreplay-friendly, QUIET!
Ok, I agree that looks do only go skin deep when it comes to vibrators. Still, allow me to spare a few words on how beautiful this lipstick looks and feels. It is made of high-end, silky-smooth silicone that feels amazing to the touch. The kind of vibrator that you’ll want to start exploring with as soon as possible.
And exploring with it does feel pretty damn awesome!
It has a nice, smooth pinpoint type of a tip that’s created for precise clit stimulation. Also, you have a total of 8 different intensity settings here. Switching between them is done via two buttons (+ and -) that are conveniently placed on the lipstick.
Speaking of the intensity settings, the flow from the gentler ones to the more intense ones feels super smooth. This makes it a very, very good foreplay toy. You can start on the low end of things and gradually ramp up the intensity as your thirst grows.
I know I sounded like a horny teenage boy in there, but the orgasm build-up in that one is truly great. Don’t focus on the clit immediately. Take your time to “roam” with the MIA 3. The sides of the breast, the nipples, the labia.
All of these areas and other erogenous zones react very well to the stimulation from this. And when you eventually go for the cltoris…boy, it will be worth the wait!
So, to sum it all up – this one is great for foreplay, it has a superb range of different settings, and it’s pretty cheap for a LELO vibrator too. As much as I’d like to find a fault here, it’s pretty much impossible.
A Long-Distance Lipstick Vibrator – “Lovense Exomoon“
Highlights: long-distance capabilities via the app, deep and throbbing sort of vibration, possibility of syncing the patterns to music
If you are into long-distance play then Lovense vibrators and Lovense male toys are something you should look into.
Nearly everything in their line-up can be controlled via an app and operated from long-distances. Just an example of how you could use something like the Exomoon or the Lovense Ferri panty vibrator – let’s say that you are in London and your partner is in Paris.
Your partner can then get a code and operate the toy for you via the app. Everything from the intensity to the patterns.
And, not knowing what kind of stimulation will hit can create some pretty fun scenarios for the likes of long-distance couples and adult streamers.
This goes for the Lovense Exomoon lipstick vibrator as well – everything here can be controlled long-distance.
And it feels great too – this one has a deep, throbbing sort of vibration to it. Similar to other Lovense toys like the Domi 2 wand or even the new Lovense Spinel thruster.
This factor surprised me quite a bit to be honest. Sure, the Exomoon is tiny, but it feels pretty deep and all-over-the-body. Not something you’d necessarily expect from something this small.
All in all – if you are in a long-distance scenario and want to ramp up your kinky play a bit then the Exomoon is the lipstick vibe for you.
PS: It has pretty solid value-for-money too.
Best Suction Lipstick Vibrator – “Romp Lipstick Clitoral Suction Stimulator“
Highlights: great for direct clitoral stimulation, completely waterproof, uses Pleasure Air technology for a light/no-contact stimulation
When the Exomoon and the MIA 3 are vibrators that are relatively versatile in their stimulation then this one from Romp plays best with direct clit stimulation.
If that sounds a bit intimidating to you then don’t worry. The stimulation here is airy, almost no-contact at times due to the fact that it uses air pressure to deliver the goods.
It feels magnetic, soft, gentle, and almost magical at times.
With 7 intensity levels, it has plenty of range too. So, if you find the first few settings to be a bit TOO soft then the stronger ones will offer plenty of buzz while still retaining that body-friendly, airy feel.
Oh, and it also happens to be one of the cheapest lipstick vibrators on this list.
So, where’s the catch?
This might be a bit of a pet peeve of mine, but I find the other lipsticks we chose to simply look better. The other ones give elite, high-end energy. This one looks cool too, but more in a whimsical, fun way.
Again, the final note comes down to personal taste more than anything else. As far as the self-love experience itself is concerned, everything is just fine.
The Cheapest Lipstick Vibrator – “Lovehoney Oh! Kiss Me Lipstick Vibrator“
Highlights: cheapest lipstick vibe on this list, very beginner-friendly and non-intimidating, simple-to-use
We wrap our list off with the most affordable lipstick vibrator in this list. I mean, you should be able to get this one for under 25 dollars.
I mean, let’s be frank – sex toys in general are pretty damn expensive these days. And who doesn’t want to save a little? And, Lovehoney is one of the best resources for budget-friendly sex toys.
When it comes to pleasure, all is fair and well with this one. Sure, you only have a single vibration speed to work with, but at the single speed is more than satisfying. Exactly on the level where it feels nice and buzzy while not being too much for someone only exploring their very first vibrators.
Also – it doesn’t look bad at all. Glossy, classic, and sleek. Sure, a little finicky if you actually play around with it…on a nightstand though, more than suitable!
For less than 25 bucks? A more than solid choice.
Most folks out there have not even heard of lipstick vibrators – and this is precisely what makes them so special!
These beautiful little vibrators are tiny, super discreet, but the goods they can deliver…amazing.
Hopefully, my article helped you a bit with choosing your first lipstick vibrator. I deliberately kept my selection short and sweet. All to keep the selection limited to the very cream of the crop.
With that, I’ll call it quits for today. Good night and have fun!
