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In the world of sex toys, few items command as much curiosity and awe as monster dildos.
These fantasy-inspired dildos unfortunately do get a bit of a weird rep at times – they are often considered to be inaccessible to the regular sex toy shopper. Despite being commonly associated with intense BDSM and weird sex dungeons, there are actually several monster dildos out there that are quite beginner-friendly.
Sure, most monster dildos intimidate with their sheer size, but even there, you will find some wiggle room if you know how to look. There are smaller monsters out there too!
And, what makes monster dildos truly special is not just their size, but the way they blend fantasy with physical pleasure. A quick look at an average monster dildo will make you see just how weird, exaggerated, and intense some of these textures and shapes look.
Best believe that some of these intense textures feel completely different (in a good way!) when compared to more common toys like realistic dildos and suction cup dildos.
The point is – despite the intimidation factor, monster dildos are worth a try. If you are a fan of sex toys and are looking for something new to try then monster dildos are surely an avenue worth exploring.
As such, I decided to put together a little list with reviews of my picks for the best monster dildos currently available.
Before we dive in, let’s do a quick Q&A that will help you choose a monster most suited to your particular sexual goals and fantasies:
What even is a monster dildo?
In simple terms, a monster dildo is a fantasy-inspired dildo where the design inspiration is taken from various beastly creatures. Dragon dildos can be considered monster dildos. Tentacle dildos can be considered monster dildos. And the list goes on and on. Basically – if it looks scary and intense and is inspired by some sort of creature, it can be considered a monster dildo.
What are the benefits of a monster dildo?
Pleasure, baby! I mean, if you choose well then the textures on a monster dildo are not there only for show – they feel damn good as well! In our list, you will find toys that can be used for vulva and prostate stimulation in ways you were not aware of before. Good stuff!
In addition, if you do end up choosing a monster of a large dildo variety then there are additional perks – that super filled-up feeling can be heaven sent if you play your cards right. For instance, combining a large, hulking dildo with some sort of a clit stimulator…mmm.
How to choose a monster dildo?
The single most important thing when choosing a monster dildo is to make sure that everything is body-safe. There are some cheapies out there that use materials like PVC or soft plastic. These materials are known to be allergenic for some people so you should always steer clear of stuff made out of these materials. Just to be on the safe side.
Rest assured that everything in our list is completely body-safe.
Notice that I mentioned that cheapies often use toxic materials – does this mean that it is impossible to find an affordable monster? Not at all – there are some monster dildos out there that do not cost an arm and a leg yet remain completely body-safe.
Now that we have gotten everything else out of the way, let’s get things rolling. Here are the best monster dildos currently available:
• Best Snake Dildo – “Venomous Tongue from Mr. Hankey’s”
• Best Thick Dildo – “Hentai Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s”
• Best for Beginners – “Mystical Unicorn from Mr. Hankey’s”
• Best Glass Dildo – “Wild Wonder Clear Dildo from Lovehoney”
• Best Dragon Dildo – “Dildos & Dragons from Mr. Hankey’s”
• A Grinder/Monster Dildo Combination – “Scorpion Sex Grinder from Mr. Hankey’s”
• Most Intense Texture – “Kthulu”
Best Snake Dildo – “Venomous Tongue from Mr. Hankey’s”

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Key features: Serpent-inspired dildo design, suitable for exploring depth play,
Let’s kick this monstrous list off with something truly intense – The Venomous Tongue from Mr Hankey’s.
Before we proceed, know that toys from from Mr. Hankey’s will be featured a lot here. Simply because it is one of the best options currently out there when it comes to daring dildo designs.
The Venomous Tongue dildo from Mr. Hankey’s stands out as one of my favorite super long monster dildos. For one, there is the beautiful, serpentine design – it is ridiculously long (about 10 inches at the smallest possible size option), slightly curved, and with a uniquely flat tip.
At first glance, one might mistake this as something only suited for depth play. A type of masturbation practice where one pushes the boundaries of just how deep one can go with a sex toy. An intimidating yet fun act for sure…and, if vaginal or anal depth play is part of your repertoire then the Venomous Tongue is an easy pick for your collection.
It is not at all confined to depth play though. I already mentioned the slight curves and the flat tip on it. These features can do wonders for teasing – casually slide this flat tip all over your vulva and see for yourself. From there, feel free to let the serpent slowly enter you.
Best believe that you will feel all the angles and the textured skin of this monster as it slowly enters you!
Best Thick Dildo – “Hentai Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s”

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Key features: thick design done well, a best-selling monster, great for combining with other sex toys
The Hentai has been among the top-sellers of Mr. Hankey’s for a while now. And it is easy to see why – it just emphasizes everything good about the brand and monster dildos in general.
So, what exactly do we have here?
The Hentai is a thick, hulking dildo inspired by the tentacles of a sea monster. It is big, beautiful, and scary. Just like a good monster dildo should be.
When our previous pick was all about the depth and length then the Hentai is about testing the limits of just how big of a dildo you can take.
Go super slow and just explore how it feels to be completely filled-up by something. It is the type of dildo where you have to go through a long, drawn out teasing session (the more excited you get, the better!) before even thinking about entering it.
The Hentai Dildo’s design isn’t just about size though – the small suction cups on the dildo are designed to offer heightened stimulation and make taking the sheer thickness of it slightly easier.
Also – feel free to combine other toys into what you’re doing with the Hentai.
The idea here is simple – the Hentai Dildo takes care of internal pleasure with its girthy build and intricate texture while another, slightly more tame toy takes care of the more external bits.
Clit stimulators are an obvious choice, but I have even experimented with using my favorite wand, the Domi 2, while also having The Hentai inside me.
Let me just say this – it got pretty close to an overload of sensations, but only just. In the end, it was still a pleasurable, thrilling experience.
So, how to sum this one up?
The Hentai is a bold, rewarding, and intimidating toy. A worthy pick for anyone looking to get started with intense, niche-dildos.
Best for Beginners – “Mystical Unicorn from Mr. Hankey’s”

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Key features: good for classic back-and-forth penetration, beginner-friendly design, one of the most unique monster dildos out there
Mr. Hankey’s Unicorn Dildo stands out in the world of monster dildos with its less intimidating design. Unlike most other monster dildos that usually appear aggressive, the Mystical Unicorn offers an almost whimsical aesthetic. A nice addition to any collection of unique dildos.
The gentleness factor of this dildo goes more than skin deep too – not only does it look less aggressive, but it is also one of the most beginner-friendly monsters on this list.
Sure, the length is considerable. Even the smallest size will have about 12 inches of length, but its overall build is pretty tame.
The shaft of the Mystical Unicorn has no variation to it. What you get is a swirling texture that runs from the tip all the way to the end of the dildo. The size grows slightly thicker in the end, but only gradually…and the size increase is nothing too intense.
The end of the Unicorn, by the way, features a cute little head of the horse instead of a pair of balls. Told you it was almost whimsical in build!
Regarding the feel of the toy – this is the type of monster dildo that can bring nearly anyone to orgasm. Basically, if you are a fan of dildos then the Unicorn will do its job.
Enjoy the classic, penetrative back-and-forth movement with a speed level suited to your particular tastes and just enjoy the ride.
Speaking of rides – it is also among my favorites for attaching to a wall or a floor and then just riding away.
Best Glass Dildo – “Wild Wonder Clear Dildo from Lovehoney”

Key features: great for temperature play, beautiful design, affordable
Ah, yes, Lovehoney. One of my favorite online resources for various sex toys from all categories and price ranges.
The Wild Wonder comes from their own brand and is slowly but surely becoming one of my favorite glass dildos in my collection.
Before we get into the details, allow me to explain the main advantages associated with glass sex toys – temperature play.
In a nutshell, temperature play means either heating up or cooling down the dildo and then having your way with it. Extreme temperatures further enhance the sensations offered by the textures and shapes of given sex toys.
So, back to the Wild Wonder – it is a thick, curved, and simply beautiful glass dildo. The texture is also noteworthy with a particular shout-out to those ridges running through the shaft.
If you penetrate yourself with it from a good angle, the spikes will slide over your clitoris. A sort of tickly, extremely pleasurable sensation. Add to this some temperature play and you have yourself quite the specimen!
The price is also noteworthy with this one being among the cheapest monster dildos out here. You can expect to get this for less than $40 – very, very affordable considering the detailed build and the overall level of quality.
Best Dragon Dildo – “Dildos & Dragons from Mr. Hankey’s”

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Key features: hall-of-fame worthy design, great for experimenting with various penetration techniques such as twirling the dildo inside you
Saving some of our favorites for the end, are we? Seriously though, Dildos & Dragons is an amazing monster dildo. For one, in the looks department – he wins! Pretty easily too. For me, the very definition of what I want in a monster dildo – intimidating, big, scaly, yet still somehow hot and sexually charged.
The head, in particular, is a masterpiece of dildo craftsmanship. The very tip of Dildos & Dragons is pretty realistic and even average all things considered. From there, we are in for a ride though!
The head ends with a sort of spiked collar, making the entire dildo head look like the head of a particularly feisty dragon. When you slide it in, it gives a sort of arresting feel.
This collar will shock your bits! In a very good way.
If you are daring enough to let it enter further, you are greeted by a run of thick, spiky scales.
The finish features a sort of “flaming” texture that seems to symbolize a pair of wings.
How would I suggest enjoying something like this in real life? Well, slide it in (slowly as always), get comfortable with it…and then start twirling it. Slowly.
The textures of this one work so well when you “spin” it inside you. And if you manage to add a classic back-and-forth penetration to it as well…let’s just say you are in for an intense ride.
Not necessarily for beginners, but if you are at all into dragon and monster dildos then this medieval-inspired monstrosity deserves a spot on your nightstand!
A Grinder/Monster Dildo Combination – “Scorpion Sex Grinder from Mr. Hankey’s”

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Key features: a versatile toy, beginner-friendly, one of the most unique sex toys from the monster category, beautiful design
The Scorpion Sex Grinder from Mr. Hankey’s brings something completely unique to the table – here, we have the combo of a traditional sex grinder and a monster dildo.
As per usual with Mr. Hankey’s, the design is eye-catching to say the least. The toy is inspired by the build of a scorpion. You use the body of the scorpion for grinding. Alternatively, you can use the tail of the scorpion as a regular monster dildo.
Now, to get a bit more technical, let’s also see how this plays out in real life.
The body of the scorpion features a scaled texture. Nothing too spiky, but enough to still give that almost mythical feel associated with monster dildos. Just slide yourself back-and-forth over it and feel the scales of the scorpion under you. Good stuff.
The tail of the scorpion (the monster dildo part of the toy) is spiky on the tip and also features a curve. It is nothing too big either. As such, it could work pretty well for someone relatively new to monsters.
With a toy like this, you can create a sort of fun little solo sex adventure for yourself. You can start with the grinding and finish with the tail when you get ready for some more intense, penetrative action.
Keep in mind that the official description for this grinder doesn’t even mention the tail as a dildo. Guess this is something I managed to discover on my own – I suspect I am not alone though. It just looks so tempting…and what can I say, it feels good too. Hits the right angles, is reasonably sized, and completely body-safe too. Just good stuff.
All in all, a unique one. Even in an already strange category of monster dildos.
Most Intense Texture – “Kthulu”

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Key features: the most intense-feeling monster dildo design, the dildo head is incomparable to anything else out there
I figure it would be appropriate to wrap this list up with the most intense texture of everything on this list – the fittingly named Kthulu from Mr. Hankey’s.
Right from the tip all the way to the finish of the shaft – this dildo is one hell of a powerhouse.
Just take a look at the very tip of it – it is a damn collection of thick bulbs placed all over the head of it. Penetration will feel like you are getting porked with several penises at once – and not in a bad way!
Some of the bulbs are slightly bigger than others too. This further enhances the confusing yet ever-so-hot penetration experience.
Now, if you do manage to get it further in, you are greeted with a quick resting point. The slimmest area of the dildo that separates the final part from the head.
From there, we go intense again – the longest part of the Kthulu features thick veins. Again in slight size variations.
The Kthulu is the type of toy that offers a sensation that I struggle to explain. There is just so much going on in there simultaneously.
One thing is for sure though – as far as textures go, this one brings a lot to the table. There is simply so much to take in here! Both figuratively and literally.
Whew, this was a fun one! Almost made me tempted to invest in some more monsters for my collection! It has been a while since I experienced a new, freaky texture in me!
Where am I getting with this? Monster dildos are cool! Even if you have never tried a single dildo before.
So, don’t let the stereotypes hold you back – these toys are worth a try, and they might just open up a whole new world of sexual satisfaction. Who knows – maybe you’ll end up in Berlin sex dungeons soon enough!
Just kidding – as I said, monster dildos are much more tame than you think. And, let’s not even talk about how awesome they are if you are already into exploring some of the more darker sexual avenues.
Good night and have fun with your cool little monsters!