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I distinctly remember the times when I first started to seriously research, test, and enjoy male masturbation toys.
Obviously, I already knew about common things like sex dolls and penis rings, but there were still a lot of surprises out there for someone pretty new to the world of sex toys.
A pocket pussy was something that got a good chuckle out of me when I first heard about it. Let’s be honest – the name of this toy category is pretty damn funny.
However, this strangely named sex toy type is one of the most popular categories when it comes to penis-oriented toys.
But what even IS a pocket pussy? Different sites have different criteria for calling a male sex toy a pocket pussy. Some blogs and fans only consider Fleshlight toys like the Fleshlight Girls Series or anal Fleshlights to be worthy of bearing the name of a “pocket pussy”.
I am not that strict – for me, a pocket pussy is a male toy that is compact enough for travel. Something that you can throw in a bag and travel to a different country.
Not saying that you need to travel with your toys, but for something to be called a pocket pussy, the possibility needs to be there.
So, in a nutshell – a pocket pussy is a male sex toy meant to replicate the sensation of vaginal or anal sex. It also needs to be small enough for travel.
Seeing as there’s a lot of these types of toys these days, I took it upon myself to do yet another “best-of” list with quick reviews of my current favorites. My aim was to select stuff from various price categories and with various unique features. The only strict criteria was this – it HAS to feel good and offer great value-for-money.
I, for one, am pretty excited to share my favorites. Particularly for the new ones out there. You wouldn’t believe just how varied and interesting the landscape is these days for pocket pussies.
With that, let’s get rolling.
These are the best pocket pussies currently available:
• Best Texture Design: Blake Blossom Bombshell Fleshlight Sleeve
• Best For Blowjob Simulation: Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita
• Most Realistic Stimulation: Sky Bri Celestial Fleshlight Sleeve
• Best Anal Simulation: Megan Rain Thunder
• Best Stamina Training Pocket Pussy: LELO F2S
• Cheapest Pocket Pussy: Thrust Pro Mini Ella
• Best Penis Vibrator: Lovense Gush 2
Best Texture Design: Blake Blossom Bombshell Fleshlight Sleeve
Intensity level: 9/10
As I already said, the Fleshlight brand is almost synonymous with a pocket pussy for some people. Only fair that we start off with one of the most celebrated Fleshlight out there – the one and only Bombshell.
The fantasy here is simple – you have a beautiful pussy modeled after one of the hottest, most in-demand pornstars currently working, Mrs. Blake Blossom.
With hundreds of different Fleshlights out there, why start with this one? Simple – this one is the perfect start for experiencing what these particular types of pocket pussy toys have to offer.
Here, you have a beautifully detailed, highly realistic and soft entry. The type of artificial vagina that looks realistic enough to get you rock stiff. Even by just sliding your fingers over it.
The real fun starts when you get in though. There are 5 different textures inside it and each tiny ridge, nub, and miniature twist matters. This is an all-over-the-penis experience where you should start slow. Just to enjoy everything that this sleeve has to offer.
Is the Bombshell my favorite Fleshlight of all-time? Not always. But it absolutely is the best sleeve for showcasing just how wild-intense, and otherworldly a damn artificial vagina can feel.
A note of caution though – if you are new to this type of toy or have been on a dry spell for a while…well, you’ll probably blow your load very quickly!
Best For Blowjob Simulation: Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita
Intensity level: 7/10
Let’s get this out of the way – this toy looks absolutely ridiculous. If you are at all shy about using toys then this is exactly the type of stuff you DON’T want to get caught with.
Here, we are dealing with a small artificial mouth. Complete with lips, tongue, and even some ridges at the back of the throat. All to give the user a lifelike blowjob experience.
The looks here are deceiving though. Once you lube up and slide in, you’ll immediately realize why this toy continues to sell well. Despite looking like something out of a horror flick.
Upon first entry, you are greeted with a duo of those soft teeth and that tongue. The gentle scraping and friction feels damn great. I love how the teeth touch the areas just under the head of my penis. They somehow enhance the sensitivity and get me even harder and hornier.
Now, the pleasant surprises don’t end at the start of the mouth. Go for some deep throat action and you’ll be impressed again.
You see, the La Bocca Della Verita has a small set of ridges in the back of the throat. Again, a seemingly unnecessary detail that still proves to be a great addition by the time you’re finished with your session.
And, again, it’s damn realistic too. You almost hear the gagging sounds in your mind if you happen to go super fast.
So, how to summarize this toy? It’s not for everyone. For penis-owners who love visuals…well, let’s just say that the looks of this toy can become a bit of a turn-off.
However, when it comes to how it feels – absolutely no complaints here. They really have delivered something that feels like a blowjob.
Most Realistic Stimulation: Sky Bri Celestial Fleshlight Sleeve
Intensity level: 7.5/10
If you’re looking for the most realistic vaginal experience you can get in a pocket pussy, Sky Bri’s Celestial Fleshlight sleeve might be as close to perfection as you’ll find.
Most Fleshlights and pocket pussy toys will have some sort of enhancements inside it. Vibrations, warmers, various bumps and ridges, you name it.
This is not the story of Sky Bri. Here, you have a simple, super soft and beautiful pussy.
Sure, the inner canal features a sort-of twisting pattern to it, but it’s nothing crazy.
You feel a slight pull as you slide in. From there, you get a sort of gentle twisting motion. The type of a feel where it feels as if the vagina is slightly twisting itself around your member as you go back-and-forth.
Still very realistic, but with just a touch of something extra.
Oh, and finishing into that one is something else. This twisting motion seems to almost work as a milker. I always manage to pump myself completely dry when finishing with this. And, yeah, the orgasm too – the stimulation from Celestial is relatively gentle, but the orgasm…leg shaker.
Lucky that Fleshlight sleeves are so easy to clean!
Best Anal Simulation: Megan Rain Thunder
Intensity level: 8.5/10
Today’s topic is pocket pussies. Including an anal Fleshlight here can feel like cheating in a way. But I just had to – simply because some of us will want a compact anal experience.
And, as far as compact anal experiences go, this one is great.
It starts off like a real anal experience. It’s tight and gripping and you almost, ALMOST feel as if this is a hole where you need to take your time and go slow in order not to hurt someone.
However, since this is a sex toy, you are free to do as you please!
Once you manage to slide in, things get even more intense. The inner canal is relatively steady, but it’s still quite the rush. You see, this one is filled to the brim with tiny nubs.
When lots of Fleshlight textures focus on variations and twists then the Thunder will just grip you immediately and just take you for a ride. It’s relentless and feels almost like something is nibbling on your penis as you slide back and forth.
Honestly, this was one of my first anal Fleshlights and it took me some time to learn how to enjoy something as gripping as this.
Once you manage to learn how to relax and enjoy the ride though…let’s just say that you’ll learn to appreciate sheer tightness in a completely new way.
Oh, and the finish too. The final part of Thunder is slightly more relaxed than the first part.
And deliberately so – after such a thrilling, tight ride, you’ll want to give Thunder a well earned anal creampie as well. This final, more relaxed chamber of Thunder just so happens to be more than happy to take that creampie!
Best Value: Tenga Egg Pack
Intensity level: 7/10
Tenga is slowly but surely becoming one of my favorite brands when it comes to penis-oriented toys. Their Flip Zero happens to be one of the best masturbators on the market and they frequently come forward with other cool stuff such as unisex toys and uniquely-shaped penis rings.
Today, I’d like to give a shout out to Tenga Eggs though.
In short, Tenga Eggs are disposable masturbation toys. You wrap them around your member and then…well, beat off.
Different Tenga Eggs come with different textures. You can opt for wavy textures, spiraling textures, ones filled with sharp nubs…or, who knows what kind of eggs they have come up with by now.
The one single similarity to all of the eggs is this – they feel pretty damn good. Particularly considering how cheap they are.
Now, there is a catch though. You see, Tenga eggs are disposable. You are supposed to use them only once and then discard them. Now, I have gotten away with using a single egg for 3-4 times too, but after that…yeah, the textures will start to wear out rather quickly and you are left with a not-so-awesome masturbation experience.
The solution here is simple – get a bundle of six. The value-for-money will be great. Plus, a six-pack will have different types of eggs inside it. You get to experience different types of textures. Some of them are soft and gentle. Others are much more quick and intense.
All of them good.
Oh, and a pro tip – if you end up loving one particular texture then take notes! Make sure to remember what you liked about that particular texture and type of stimulation.
Even if you’ll not get another egg then you’ll at least know which kind of stimulation your penis prefers.
All in all, Tenga eggs are easily some of the most fun penis-oriented toys to hit the market in a while. A true revolution. Or an eggvolution?
…I’ll see myself out.
Best Stamina Training Pocket Pussy: LELO F2S
Intensity level: 9/10
LELO F2S is, as of this writing, the latest male sex toy from LELO, a brand known for their innovations, sleek designs, and…well, toys that just feel pretty damn amazing. Their F1SV3 with its AI-solutions and sonic wave stimulation was responsible for one of the coolest first impressions I have ever gotten from a sex toy.
And, when we are talking innovation then the F2S follows suit and brings a new round of fun features to the table.
You see, with the F2S, we are dealing with something that is not only a pocket pussy, but a sexual stamina trainer as well.
It features an app that gives you access to a stamina training program and a Kegel exercise program. You select what you need from the app and then let the toy do its thing on you. Everything is also gamified and tracked – the F2S measures exactly how long you will be able to last with your penis in the toy.
And, as they say – if you can measure it, you can improve it.
If you are struggling to keep yourself in the game while using the F2S then don’t worry – you’ll improve. And fast. Also – the guided Kegel exercises are great for erection strength gains.
Just be warned that masturbating with a toy like this can make one an improvement addict quite quickly.
Even a one-pump-chump can turn himself into a stroke king if you give him the right tools. And the F2S is precisely this type of tool.
With all of this talk on improvement, gains, and well-being…is this toy even suitable for someone who is just looking for a good automated pocket pussy toy? It absolutely is.
The silicone in the sleeve feels heavenly. The auto-stroking from it can be pretty intense and strong on the harsher settings. And, for an automated, high-tech male sex toy…it looks pretty damn cool too.
Something that lots of folks would mistake for some sort of cool gaming gadget or something instead of a sex toy.
Yet another winner from LELO and a perfect pick for someone who wants their pocket pussy sessions to come with tangible benefits for their sexual well-being.
Cheapest Pocket Pussy: Thrust Pro Mini Ella
Intensity level: 6.5/10
Let’s just get this out of the way here – Thrust Pro Mini Ella is the cheapest male masturbation toy on this list.
It’s not flashy. It’s not modeled after a porn star. And no, it doesn’t have super intricate inner texture design, suction gimmicks, or app connectivity.
That said, it still delivers a solid pocket pussy experience. As I already mentioned, the canal is not comparable to what Fleshlights offer, but it still does its job. You have some twists and some nubs inside and I even get a slight suctioning effect out of it.
The external parts too – nothing as detailed as Celestial or Bombshell, but still tempting enough with some suspension of disbelief.
How about the penetration experience? Overall, I enjoy it.
The material does not feel as silky as other toys on this list, but if you use plenty of lube then the slight roughness can be ignored. And, as far as the canal design is concerned, it’s actually pretty good.
In particular, the Thrust Pro Mini Ella seems to play well with fast, rough, and almost braindead type of thrusting. Might be due to the fact that I find it easy to go crazy with it knowing that it’s cheap and I don’t have to worry about wearing it out or breaking it.
In a nutshell – if you are balling on a budget (who isn’t in these weird times?) then Thrust Pro Mini Ella is your best bet.
Best Penis Vibrator: Lovense Gush 2
Intensity level: 9/10
Lovense has carved itself a nice little niche in the sex toy world.
All of their toys come with long-distance connectivity. Via an app, your partner (or a random from the internet) can tinker with the settings and the intensities of any given Lovense toy.
Due to this, the popularity of this brand exploded during the insanity of the worldwide Coronavirus pandemic.
Gush 2 is Lovense’s take on a pocket pussy. Unlike traditional penis vibrators, this one goes around your penis instead of enclosing it entirely. You are free to place it anywhere you like – for me, the head stimulation is where it hits the best, but most folks seem to enjoy it hovering on their shaft.
Now, the biggest advantage of this one is the hands-free aspect.
This is the type of toy that will give you boatloads of intensity without you having to do anything manually. Just place it, sit back, and let the Gush 2 vibrate away!
Speaking of vibrations, the range on this one is stunning. You have your smoother, more featherlike settings. Alternatively, you also have the opportunity for going full on and turning it into a genuine milking powerhouse. Oh, and you can also create your custom patterns with this one if you want to.
The bottom line here is this – Gush 2 is the type of toy that’ll give you plenty to explore for a long, long time.
Pocket pussies are, in many ways, the simplest of all male sex toys. I mean, the concept is not exactly rocket science. You create something that looks and feels like a vagina, a mouth, or an anus and then add some additional treats like vibrations inside it.
However, as you saw from the toys I selected above, there’s A LOT to discover in this toy category.
And, as someone who has been collecting toys for a while now, pocket pussy toys still manage to perk me (and my penis) up. Dare I say that there’s not a better entry point to the exciting world of male stimulation.
Hope all of you dear penis owners had a lot of fun reading about my favorites. Maybe you also got inspired to get something for yourself. If you did, I am confident that you’ll have your fair dose of fun with your pussy of choosing.
With that, I’ll call it quits for today.
Have a good one and see you for the next one!
