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I am a sucker for best-of lists. I simply love putting together lists where I rate everything from the best egg vibrators all the way to more niche stuff like sex toy jewelry or even tentacle dildos.
The point here is this – our readers find it super helpful to have their particular categories ranked along with short reviews. It helps them make informed decisions on what stuff to get and what to avoid.
However, there is one particular criteria of ranking that I have completely ignored – the noise level. You see, silence is the single most important feature for many people when it comes to choosing their sex toys. Why?
Mainly because lots of people simply don’t live alone and would prefer not to have their neighbours, parents, or roommates hear them buzzing away to a blissful orgasm. And, even for people who live alone – lots of folks simply don’t like their stuff loud. Destroys the atmosphere.
Due to everything previously described, I decided to put together a list of my favorite silent vibrators. I will include various different product categories – whether you prefer a wand vibrator or something even more discreet like a wearable panty vibrator, you will find something suited to your tastes from this list.
Keep in mind that we will not focus only on the silence. A quiet vibrator would be pointless if it didn’t make you feel good!
So, excited? I sure am.
Without further ado, let’s just hop right in.
The following are the best silent vibrators currently available:
• Best Panty Vibrator – “Lovense Ferri”
• Best Pinpoint Vibrator – “LELO Dot Travel”
• Best Vibrator Necklace – “CRAVE Vesper 2 Vibrator Necklace”
• Best Bullet Vibrator – “LELO MIA 3”
• Best Rabbit Vibrator – “We-Vibe Nova 2”
• Best Egg Vibrator – “Lovense Lush 3”
• Best Wand Vibrator – “Lovehoney Mantric Wand”
Best Panty Vibrator – “Lovense Ferri”
Noise level: 40 – 45 dB
Key features: a wearable and truly discreet toy, great for public play, small yet intense, great for clit stimulation
Find our full review of Lovense Ferri here
We start our list off with none other than the Lovense Ferri – one of the most popular Lovense vibrators and currently the very best panty vibrator out there.
For those not in the know, allow me to introduce what actually is a panty vibrator.
In a nutshell, a panty vibrator is a small vibrator that you wear in your panties without anyone else noticing. And, for this particular toy, the Lovense Ferri, there are plenty of other perks as well.
For one, it stays in place very well and is truly discreet. One will not feel uncomfortable wearing it. Even if you wear it while moving around heavily – I am talking about scenarios like nightclubs or public walks here.
In addition, the Ferri is a long-distance toy. Your partner or yourself can flick through the various patterns and speeds without physically touching the toy.
Yes, this means that a night out in your favorite restaurant can take on an entirely different type of an atmosphere if your partner quietly messes around with your little buzzer.
How does it feel though? Pretty damn intense. It is a clit-focused toy that feels like an orgasmic tickle on steroids. Particularly if you go for the faster and throbbing intensities.
Add to this the sheer thrill of wearing something like this in public and you have yourself quite the ride! In the right mood and setting, the orgasms are usually pretty quick to come. Or, if not, then expect to get to a level of horniness where you simply can’t wait to get home and get busy.
Lastly, let’s talk about noise levels – at 40 – 45 dB, it is not a whisper quiet toy. If you are deliberately looking for that quiet hum then you will find it. However, if you don’t know that the toy is there and there is plenty of other background ambience as well then no one will hear a thing!
All in all, it’s easily still the best panty vibrator out there and probably one of my all-time favorite discreet vibrators.
Best Pinpoint Vibrator – “LELO Dot Travel”
Noise level: Up to 60 dB
Key features: great for pinpoint stimulation, very travel-friendly, aesthetically beautiful design, affordable for a luxury toy
With the LELO Dot Travel, we have yet another damn unique silent vibrator on our hands. You see, this one is a travel-friendly version of the LELO Dot. A toy designed for folks who have very specific, tiny pleasure spots on their vagina. I am talking about levels where there is a super specific, tiny spot that needs to be stimulated super directly. One movement in the wrong direction and the sensation goes…annoying? Sure is.
The vibrations here are concentrated to the very tiny tip of the toy and they deliver them directly to your favorite area.
My serving suggestion here goes something like this – turn on the toy and let the tip glide all over your vulva and see which parts react best to the toy. Then just keep it there and build up on the intensity via the settings. Something tells me that you have not managed to stimulate your key spots with this much precision and intensity.
In addition to being quiet and offering a super concentrated type of stimulation, the travel version of the Dot is also very bag-friendly. It is a very small and sleek vibe that you can freely bring to all your travels without it ever becoming bulky and annoying.
Got in the mood after laying around in that lovely vacation sun and having that sweet vacation nap? No problem. Just pop out your Dot and handle your business. It is quiet and small enough for getting away with it in the hotel bathroom without anyone noticing. Brilliant stuff.
Lastly, let’s talk pricing – LELO is generally known for their luxury sex toys. This means that the pricing is usually in the upper tier of things. However, this version of the Dot is pretty damn affordable. And all without losing out on those fantastic qualities LELO vibrators in general are known for.
Best Vibrator Necklace – “CRAVE Vesper 2 Vibrator Necklace”
Noise level: Between 42 – 47 dB
Key features: arguably the most discreet vibrator out there, powerful for the small size, functions both as a necklace and a vibrator
As you probably already guessed, most truly silent vibrators are also relatively small and discreet. Same goes for the next silent vibe on our list, the one and only Vesper a necklace from Crave.
Yup, this one is a tiny, wearable necklace vibrator and one of the best examples of sex toy jewelry done right.
Now, if you came to this thinking that sex toy jewelry is all about stupid-looking phallic stuff then you are very wrong. The Vesper 2 is designed well enough to look cool even if you are not into sex toys at all – it looks sleek and stylish, offering 3 distinct coloring options (rose gold, black, and 24kt gold). The pendant itself is also unique yet something that anyone can still pull off – it looks relatively classic, but also has that little extra, even slightly industrial-leaning edge to it.
When it comes to intensity then this one surprised me with how much it brings to the table. You have four different settings – low, medium, high, and a wave setting that seamlessly flicks between the previous different settings.
Even on the lower setting, the vibrations are pretty damn deep for such a small, discreet, and quiet toy. This one offers a type of stimulation that seems to run through your entire body – glide it over your clit area and feel these sweet shivers run from head to toe.
So, for whom would I recommend this one? I mean, it does not even look like a sex toy. This means that it is as beginner-friendly as they come. Maybe you’ll find out that sex toys are not for you at all? If so, you’ll at least end up with a good looking accessory that you can still use.
Best Bullet Vibrator – “LELO MIA 3”
Noise level: Up to 60dB
Key features: small and compact, unique and lipstick-like design, great for those who seek super intense stimulation
The Mia 3 is one of the most recent vibrators from LELO…and it’s a splendid one! Similarly to Dot Travel, the Mia 3 is super small and travel-friendly. This one is even more discreet though. Even if someone would decide to blow through your bag, they would not realize what they are dealing with.
You see, the MIA 3 looks exactly like a high-end lipstick. I guarantee that no one would mistake it for a sex toy!
Regarding the toy itself – this one is a standard bullet vibe. Simple-to-use, damn pleasurable, and very versatile as well. The type of stuff that fits great for those just wanting to introduce sex toys to their relationships. I mean, come on now, who could possibly be afraid of competing with something that looks like lipstick?
Make no mistake, it is a good one for solo use as well. In fact, as far as power is concerned, it is one of the most intense ones out there – and it is fully waterproof as well. Take it to a bath along with a good bottle of vino and some scented candles and just feel all your worries melt away.
After you fully settle into the mood, get the MIA 3 near your clitoral zone and…well, you’ll see!
Best Rabbit Vibrator – “We-Vibe Nova 2”
Noise level: Not officially stated
Key features: great for dual stimulation, surprisingly quiet for a rabbit, fits splendidly for all body types due to its unique design, long-distance capabilities
Ah yes, rabbit vibrators.
Those wonderful toys that stimulate both the G-spot and the clitoris simultaneously. All to create a lovely cacophony of pillow-grabbing pleasure. Now, despite rabbit vibrators being pretty damn popular, these types of toys are not for everyone.
You see, dual stimulation can feel a little too much at times for a lot of people. Personally, I am a huge fan most of the time, but even I have to admit that something about ovulation and a rabbit vibrator are not a good mix for me. All this direct contact seems to be just a tad bit too much for me at this particular time of the month.
Every other time? I am game. And, I have to admit – finding a silent rabbit vibrator is not an easy task. I mean, makes sense that it’s a bit of a task – these things work on two areas at the same time and usually have a fair amount of “bzzzzt” in them too!
The Nova 2 from We-Vibe is a lovely exception to the rule. Here, you have all the bells and whistles you would want from a good rabbit – it comes with two body-friendly and flexible arms (one for the clit, one for the g-spot), a good range of different patterns and speeds for every taste, and it even has a functional app for when you want to have your fun via long-distances.
And the main treat…it is so damn quiet.
If you have wanted to explore how a rabbit vibrator can feel yet have held out simply due to how intimidating and potentially loud these toys could be, then…well, Nova 2 delivers its many goods silently.
Best Egg Vibrator – “Lovense Lush 3”
Noise level: Up to 43dB
Key features: a firm favorite of the camming community, lots of vibration patterns/speeds, customizable patterns, long-distance connectivity, unique type of stimulation, app-controlled
The Lovense Lush 3 is one of the most well-known quiet vibrators on this list. A true cult favorite.
Why? Mainly due to its popularity among various adult streamers who use this toy to boost their income. It is a splendid cam girl sex toy due to its versatility – this egg vibrator has perks like long-distance connectivity, customized patterns, tip activation, and the option of syncing the vibrations to music. And this is by no means an exhaustive list of the many fun features it offers.
Now, let’s assume that you are just after a quiet vibe that will let you indulge in some earthly delights and are not necessarily interested in advanced stuff like camming. Is it still a worthy purchase? Absolutely.
You see, egg vibrators are, in many ways, the ideal silent vibrator experience. The bulb is shaped in a way that stimulates all the inner key areas of your vagina simultaneously. Even if you make no manual movements of your own. And if we add to that the trademark deep, all-through-the-body-ripple type of a vibration of a Lovense toy…then, yeah, you have yourself to makings of something truly good.
This is truly one of the best sex toys for a lazy gal as it doesn’t really ask you to engage with it any sort of manner. Just let the toy enter you, listen to your body to find out which kind of intensities it craves, and just let your fantasies roam. The cute little egg will do the rest.
And it is damn silent too. Even on the faster and more intense settings.
Best Wand Vibrator – “Lovehoney Mantric Wand”
Noise level: Not officially stated
Key features: versatile toy suited for both partner play and solo use, has a firm grip, the slim design makes it a good for various sex positions
Wand vibrators have become a staple in many bedrooms. I suspect that the main reason for this is their versatility – they generally work super well for couples. There is just something so empowering about holding this slightly phallic object on your clit while getting penetrated by someone you love!
This may lead you to think that silence is not all that important when using the wand with your partner.
Not necessarily true! You see, the sheer noise and somewhat intense feel of some wands are enough to sidetrack even some more seasoned sex toy loving couples…and if you happen to be new to this, then…yeah, let’s just say that the dreaded turn-off can be quick to come.
The Mantric Wand from the legendary toy retailer Lovehoney offers a great solution to this. Here, you have a wand that gives you everything you would ever need from such a toy and then some.
I was particularly impressed by how good the grip on this thing is. It is slim, lightweight, and feels almost as if precisely designed to snugly fit between two bodies having their fun.
Speaking of intensity, this one will not come with a sort of super deep and rumbly vibration you’ll find from something like the Lovense Domi 2. Instead, you have a sort of a milder stimulation that slowly but steadily builds up your orgasm.
As I said, it works best as a penetration enhancer. A beautiful little extra treat to elevate your sex game. This mildness is, of course, reflected in the noise levels too.
I have tested and enjoyed many wand vibes during my time…and this one is easily the one with the best intensity-to-noise ratio.
If you want to get something to use with your partner or just want a wand suited for a more sensitive vagina then this one is a very good pick.
As you saw, pleasure and intensity don’t always come screaming. So, whether you want to hide your business from prying eyes or simply prefer your sex toys to be as discreet as possible, this article gave you plenty of ideas to play around with.
When putting this together, I was pretty pleasantly surprised. I figured that there will be at least one popular vibrator category where you simply have to give up on quality to find something truly silent.
That was not the case at all.
Every popular type of a vibe has at least one genuinely high-quality yet supremely quiet specimen in its ranks.
Remember that great Depeche Mode song “Enjoy The Silence?” – more than appropriate here!
With that, it is time for me for some deep and dark silence of my own. The hour is pretty late here and it is time to head to bed!
See you for the next one!
