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Dildos have been around for seemingly forever – humans have always loved this type of sex toy. And they probably always will.
We are now in the era of VR sex toys, various app-controlled vibrators, and high-tech sex machines – but dildos are still somehow some of the most popular sex toys around.
And it is easy to see why.
Dildos come in various sizes and types – ranging all the way from super large dildos to tentacle dildos that look straight out of a sci-fi flick. And, if you don’t want to be that extra then you will always have the option of just getting a hyper realistic dildo.
Regardless of your choice – dildos are always a great option when it comes to toys focused on vulva-owners. They are just so damn versatile. And, of course, pretty beginner-friendly too.
Due to my love of dildos, I decided to dedicate today’s article to some of my favorite types of dildos out there – suction cup dildos.
I mean, suction cup dildos are just so damn practical – ride them, mount them to a wall, use them like a “regular” dildo…the options are nearly endless.
That said, choosing a suction cup dildo is not necessarily as easy as it may seem. There is a particularly common and annoying issue when it comes to many suction cup dildos – they lack in the “suction” part of things.
Trust me when I say this – there is nothing more annoying than having a dildo come off the floor or a wall right before you are about to come!
To help you people avoid such pitfalls, I decided to put together a quick list with reviews of some of the best suction cup dildos currently out there.
I’ll include suction cup dildos from various price ranges, with various different features, in different sizes…and, well, basically I want to cover as many bases as possible. All while ensuring that everything in our list is completely body-safe and void of toxic materials.
And yes, as I already mentioned, everything here is functional too. The stuff here will handle you – regardless of how hard you’ll want to ride it!
Before we head over to our list, have a look at some commonly asked questions regarding suction cup dildos:
What are the advantages of suction cup dildos?
The hands-off aspect is by far the best feature offered by a suction cup dildo. Simply put, you can do loads of other good stuff while riding your suction cup if you have a free pair of hands. You can tease your breasts, play with your partner, whatever…the opportunities here are endless.
What materials to avoid when choosing a suction cup dildo?
PVC and soft plastic are materials often used in suction cup dildos. Ideally, you will want to avoid these materials. The chances of anything happening are low, but these materials are known allergens for some people. And, since sex toys in general are super intimate then you’ll be better off just not taking the chance. Rest assured that dildos made of PVC and soft plastic are not on this list.
How to choose a suction cup dildo?
Consider your prior experience with sex toys, your personal size preferences, and your taste in aesthetics. Of course, you will also need to consider how much are you willing to spend on a dildo.
In this particular list, I tried to include as much variety as possible. As such, I am pretty confident that you will have something suited to your tastes here.
Without further ado, these are the best suction cup dildos currently available:
• Best Thrusting Dildo – “Lovense Gravity”
• Most Lifelike – “Vixen Mustang VixSkin”
• Best Budget Suction Cup Dildo – “Lovehoney 7-Inch Curved Silicone Dildo”
• Best Small Suction Cup Dildo – “Lovehoney Ignite Silicone Mini Dildo”
• Best Thick Suction Cup Dildo – “Vixen Maverick”
• Best Suction Cup Dildo For Fast Riding – “Lovehoney New Wave Metallic Wavy”
Best Thrusting Dildo – “Lovense Gravity”
Choose this if: You want to experiment with a fully automatic, vibrating thrusting dildo that also has long-distance capabilities.
Lovense Gravity is as far as it gets from your run-of-the-mill suction cup dildo.
For starters – this one is app-controlled and automatic. You mount it to a floor or a wall and just let the Gravity do its thing. It offers a thrusting in-and-out motion while also using a different motor to vibrate at the same time.
All of these functions can also be tinkered with and the range of intensity settings is more than solid. If you are new to thrusting dildos, I suggest starting slow and taking it from there. If you have been at this for a while, just enjoy the experience of a suction cup dildo that is fully automatic.
As with all Lovense toys, the Gravity is also long-distance friendly. If you are in a long-distance situation then your partner can operate the intensities of the toy for you.
You can let your imagination run wild here and think about the various kinds of kinky scenarios that you can create with such possibilities at your disposal.
Now, any cons associated with the Gravity? Well, I wish it was a bit more quiet. Sure, it is not loud per se, but I wouldn’t necessarily feel comfortable with using it in a shared space with roommates or parents.
If you fly solo or with a partner though? No problemo.
All in all – Lovense Gravity is currently the best vibrating suction cup dildo out there. Simple as. Want to enjoy the rapture of riding a suction cup dildo without having to do the riding yourself? This one is tailor-made for you.
Most Lifelike – “Vixen Mustang VixSkin”
Choose this if: You want the most realistic suction cup dildo possible.
When it comes to realistic suction cup dildos, the Vixen Mustang is pretty much as good as it gets.
It may not be as eye-catching as some of the other stuff out there, but the relatively average size and the extremely well-done realism are part of the charm here.
It is a dual-density dildo which, in plain terms, means that it has a firm core while retaining the softness of the real skin and the flexibility of a real penis. Also – it has a lovely curve to it which works like a charm for finding and stimulating the G-spot (or the P-spot if you happen to be on the lookout for a prostate stimulation toy).
In addition to the soft, skin-like silicone and the flexibility, there are other cute details I want to point out too – mainly the beautiful, classically mushroom-shaped head of this dildo and the veins running all over the shaft.
These small but important details add a lot to the overall realism experience of the Vixen Mustang.
This also leads us to the only qualm I have with the Mustang – the lack of balls. Lots of us (myself included) have a bit of a fetish for a beautiful pair of balls. Absolutely adore playing with a pair while getting penetrated. This, unfortunately, is not a possibility with this dildo as there are no balls here. Just something to think about.
Other than that, it’s a rockstar of a suction cup dildo. Arguably the best option for if you just want a realistic, average-sized, beautiful artificial penis.
Best Budget Suction Cup Dildo – “Lovehoney 7-Inch Curved Silicone Dildo”
Choose this if: You want to experience a functional, high-quality suction cup dildo without spending half of your mortgage on a damn sex toy.
You should be able to get this suction cup for about $30 or even less at Lovehoney, one of my favorite online sex toy stores. This makes it a great pick for if you are balling on a budget yet still want to experience the raptures of a good suction cup dildo.
So, what exactly do we have here? It is a relatively simple 7-inch dildo with that curved design. If you have been paying attention then you know that the curved design works very well both for an average ride and for hitting that G-spot.
The suction cup is also surprisingly solid for the price. It handles various surfaces with ease, regardless or whether you mount it to a wall or a floor.
Now, at this price range, there are bound to be some cons too. Here, it is the design of the toy – it is bright purple and…simple.
For someone like me who likes to see details like skin-like colors, veins, and a pronounced head…it just doesn’t look that good when compared to some other stuff on this list.
This is just nitpicking though – I have absolutely nothing to criticize here when it comes to the sheer pleasure-aspect. And yeah, for this price…more than solid.
Best Small Suction Cup Dildo – “Lovehoney Ignite Silicone Mini Dildo”
Choose this if: You want a small, beginner-friendly suction cup dildo that also happens to offer some cool perks for more seasoned sex toy enthusiasts.
The Lovehoney Ignite is one of my newer discoveries and I couldn’t be happier with it.
For one, we have a cheapie again. This time, you can expect to get it at about $20 – and without any sacrifices too. Everything here is completely body-safe, well-made, and well-designed.
It is also among the most beginner-friendly suction cup dildos here – this is due to its non-intimidating size of 4,75 inches. Great for just sliding it all over your vulva and only just playing with some low-level penetration. It is the type of sex toy that allows you to explore yourself without things getting too intense or even scary.
The aforementioned does not mean that this dildo is a total no-go for a seasoned toy enthusiast. Just take a look at that ribbed, weird-looking head of the toy! It is one of the most unique head-designs I have seen and you bet that you’ll feel it as you ride this tiny beauty.
Want another pro tip? Try slowly grinding over this head with your vulva. Super nice for foreplay or even for going all the way if you happen to be on the sensitive side.
In a nutshell – yet another great bargain of a suction cup dildo.
Best Thick Suction Cup Dildo – “Vixen Maverick”
Choose this if: You want a hyper-realistic suction cup dildo that is just slightly too big. Still awesome though.
Vixen was already featured once on this list, but here it comes again – this time, we are looking at one of their beefier suction cup dildos, the one and only Maverick.
All the goodies associated with the Vixen Mustang are present here as well – namely the combo of the outer softness/inner firmness, realism, and the overall attention to detail.
There is one key difference though – when the Mustang is average (or a bit more!) in size then the Maverick hits you with the size. In length, it will give you 7,5 inches and in circumference it will give you 6 inches.
Not a complete beast, but still a considerable beast for someone used to the awesomeness of the regular male penis.
My serving suggestions with thick dildos are usually something like this – take it super slow. You will want to almost avoid the thrusting motions. Just slowly let it enter you. And, as it is inside you, just enjoy how it feels to be completely filled-up by a massive dong. I learned this thanks to my ventures with Mr. Hankey’s dildos that can be truly monstrous at times.
Oh, and if you are feeling particularly feisty, feel free to add another toy to the mix too.
Something clit-focused like a wand vibrator or a clit vibrator can feel quite amazing while having something big inside you.
Best Suction Cup Dildo For Fast Riding – “Lovehoney New Wave Metallic Wavy”
Choose this if: You want to try a somewhat fantasy-influenced suction cup dildo that is great for fast thrusting.
This time, let’s get a bit sci-fi with it. Just take a look at how this one looks, for god’s sake!
It is in deep, sapphire-blue and features a swirling, wavy texture that manages to look weird and hot at the same time. This texture is not just there only to make it look cool though – penetrating yourself with these waves is…for a lack of better word, different.
It kind of feels like someone is twirling inside you while penetrating you. Pretty amazing to feel just how some variations in textures can create a feel so different from a regular dildo.
Keep in mind that this one is not about the girth – it is not narrow per se, but the thickness is not comparable to some other dildos on this list.
The slimness with the combination of this weird texture makes it one of my preferred options for faster-than-usual penetration. Somehow it just works with this dildo.
Looks like we have reached the end of the line! I deliberately avoided overloading the article with products. As long as we have most of the bases covered, we’re good.
I hope you found the post informative and helpful – and, I also hope that you will be having loads of fun riding the lovely little toys on this list!
Take care & see you soon!
