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If there is a sex toy category that has not truly broken into the mainstream yet then it has to be sex machines.
This has nothing to do with how sex machines feel. Auto-penetration feels pretty damn nice and so do the sit-on toys that deliver the action via the vibrations.
Instead, the issue is somewhere else – you see, most sex machines are pretty heavy and unpractical. And expensive.
This has led us to a situation where sex machines are mostly used and owned by cam girls, porn companies, and genuine sex toy aficionados/collectors like me. You will probably not find anyone “in the wild” who has a sex machine as their first toy.
Well, Lovense may just change that. They released the Lovense Mini Sex Machine which is both compact and relatively affordable yet still manages to bring plenty of power and torque to the table.
In this Lovense Mini Sex Machine review, we will be taking a closer look at what this innovative toy brings to the table. I will talk about its various perks, about my personal experiences with it, how to use it, and whether it is worth the spend or not.
In this Lovense Mini Sex Machine review, you’ll find:
• Key Features of the Lovense Mini Sex Machine
• Lovense Mini Sex Machine – my personal experience
• What did I love about the Lovense Mini Sex Machine?
• How much does it cost and is it worth it?
What is Lovense?
Look, I am not one for writing about the detailed histories and mission statements of the sex toy companies I love. As such, I will only introduce you to the details that matter.
Lovense is a Singapore-based sex toy company that is one of the key players in the field of sex tech. All Lovense toys offer a combo of tech and pleasure. For example, nearly every toy in their line-up comes with long-distance capabilities. Just get the official Lovense app and control your partner’s or your own toy via the app. And yeah, this stuff does work from hundreds of miles away if you want it to.
And, there are more cool tech perks in most Lovense toys. They generally have loads of different customization options, body-friendly design, and durability too.
All in all – these are some pretty advanced toys that also feel hella good. This is all you need to know about this wonderful brand.
With that, let’s move on and meet with the latest from Lovense and the star of today’s show, the Lovense Mini Sex Machine.
What’s in the Box?
Sure, we are dealing with a sex machine here, but the packaging of it is surprisingly discreet. You do not have to worry about anyone seeing you carrying a huge, hulking, and obvious sex toy with this one. Instead, everything is super plain.
This, in general, is a welcoming trend in sex toys – the companies creating them know that their customers value privacy above all else. This goes for Lovense too.
So, what can you expect to find in the box?
- The Lovense Mini Sex Machine itself – It comes in three key parts which you are going to have to assemble yourself. You have two legs and the main part of the toy. Putting the stuff together takes minutes so don’t worry. Super simple and fast. To be honest, small IKEA pieces are often harder to put together than this machine.
- A dildo – The set comes with an included 5.5-inch beige/Caucasian dildo. I will mention right away that every dildo with Vac-U-Lock attachments and accessories can be used with the Lovense Mini.
- A remote – As you may already know, Lovense is generally known for their app-operated toys so I was pretty interested to see what the remote for the Mini Sex Machine will look like. There are no real innovations or surprises here, but the remote still does everything you want it to do – you have a red button for the on/off and a slider for adjusting your sex machine experience. Simple, but effective.
- A charger – This is where things get slightly interesting. As someone who is used to modern sex toys using USB charging, it was kind of hot seeing a somewhat more intense charging setup. Immediately makes you think of the level of power that this thing uses. And from there, the fantasies start to run rampant.
- Instruction manual – Since this is a toy you will have to self-assemble, do not throw the papers in the trash. Even with an easy assembly process, you will still want to make sure that you get everything right.
And that’s it. This is everything you can expect to find in the box for Lovense Mini Sex Machine. Let’s proceed with an overview of its main features.
Key Features of the Lovense Mini Sex Machine
As I already wrote, this nifty little sex machine breaks new ground on many levels. So, before we get a little more personal with everything and see how the machine feels, let’s take a look at some of its main features:
- The low noise level – The most intense speeds and settings will have this thrusting machine operate at 60dD. This is a level of sound comparable to hearing two adults talking normally. Keep in mind that this is the MAXIMUM of this toy. Compared to other thrusters on the market, this is very, very quiet. We finally have a discreet sex machine, yay!
- Ease of storage – The disassembly goes even smoother than the assembly process. This is the type of toy that you can safely put away from prying eyes. And even if they see anything, they would never figure out what they are dealing with if the thruster is in a disassembled state. Again – having a sex machine that can actually be stored without having a dedicated sex toy den brings something new to the table.
- The stability – The two legs of the toy are special. They use a rubber non-slip base that ensures that the Mini will stay put on any surface. Also, the material “fixes” the machine on the ground so you will not have to worry about your legs accidentally hitting it and knocking it over.
- Adjustable stroke length – The Lovense Mini Sex Machine has an adjustable stroke length of 3 – 7.5 cm. I would suggest starting shallow for slowly exploring the power of the toy at first. Sure, it is small, but when something is officially suited for anal play…then, yeah. It can deliver some pretty intense action if you want it to.
- Adjustable speed – Here, we are dealing with a maximum of 260 strokes per minute. Personally, I have never been into penetration levels that are this fast…but there is still something very hot about knowing that the options are there if hyper-f*cking is something you would like to explore.
- Weight of 71 lbs/3.2 kg – For a full sex machine, this is incredibly light. As someone who has lifted a fair share of different sex machines, it almost feels weird to have something with this much power feel so light.
- Tip-activated – I do not see me or my husband ever becoming brave enough to start streaming our fun. But, as I already wrote, Lovense simply loves the camming community. With the Mini Sex Machine, you get all the perks associated with Lovense toys, but in this one, the camming features are especially noteworthy. I mean, even I get sort of tingly about the idea of strangers ramping up the thrusting of the machine simply by sending me tips. Perhaps I need to reconsider my camera shyness eventually…
- Quick position adjustments – The design reigns supreme here. For adjusting the positions, all you have to do is slightly tweak the main part, the thruster, of the Mini Sex Machine. No manual disassembly needed.
- The compact size – Look, I am already tired of comparing the Lovense Mini Sex Machine to the alternatives, but the context demands it yet again. You see, the biggest and heftiest part of the thrusting machine is only about 12 inches long. The other parts are even smaller. AND you can disassemble the toy too. They were not lying when they emphasized just how compact this mini thruster is.
Lovense Mini Sex Machine – my personal experience
We already covered the unpacking process of this machine so I will skip this part for now. What I would like to mention, however, is how well this machine stays in place. Despite the small size, it remains fixed on the ground very, very well.
I think I also already mentioned that the charging process with a slightly bulkier charging station somehow feels quite erotic. Yes, it is super difficult to not get excited when you imagine how much power goes into such a small toy.
…but yeah, let’s forget fantasizing for now. Time to see how the machine feels and works.
The first thing I want to mention is the dildo that came with the toy – you see, it is a surprisingly good one. Lovely, soft material and a super attractive size – thick, but not ridiculously long. Just the type of schlong I enjoy in my “free time” as well.
Mechanic thrusting toys are not the type of toys that you should start using right off the bat. Take your sweet time and perhaps use your hands or some of your other favorite sex toys (the Domi 2 wand from the same company is an amazing foreplay toy!)
There is never enough foreplay! Know that saying? This is more than true with this toy. You will want to enter it when you are craving for penetration. Craving. This will give you the best Lovense Mini Sex Machine experience.
I already wrote about how smooth operating this machine is, but I will use this chance to highlight this feature again. Like, damn! You haven’t lived until you have let a sex machine slowly ramp up the speed of penetration until everything gets too much to handle.
You will grab something, lose control, and then come!
What did I love about the Lovense Mini Sex Machine?
In the following, allow me to do a quick round-up of some of the aspects of the Lovense Mini that I enjoyed the most:
- A superb live-streaming toy – The tip-activation, the smooth operating process, the intense max power of the machine, and the fact that it is compact. Also, sex machines are pretty damn original in live streams right now. Could this toy be a superb first toy for new streamers? For sure! You will get your foot in the food with something as unique as this.
- The smoothness of the controls – This goes for all Lovense toys actually. You see, I simply adore how smooth it is to switch between different speeds and patterns. With a flick of a finger, you can quickly control the entire thrusting experience. This means that you will have no issues with any glitches getting in the way of your pleasure. Also, a smooth operating process ensures that your streams will not have any awkward messing around with stopping and restarting the toy.
- Suitable for a lot of positions – As you already read from my personal experiences, missionary and doggy are the favorites for me when it comes to using this Mini Sex Machine. However, since this is such an easy-to-use machine, you could do a lot of other fun stuff too with this one.
- The Vac-U-Lock toy compatibility – There are loads of great dildos out there. Realistic dildos tend to be my favorites and there are loads of Vac-U-Lock compatible in this department. What I am saying is this – I am going to have a lot of fun testing various dildos with this machine.
- Suitable for anal – In that sense, the Lovense Mini Sex Machine could be considered an unisex toy. I am pretty sure that you could use it for prostate stimulation as well because it has plenty of torque for anal. Just make sure to use loads of lube and get as comfortable as possible before getting in on the action. Also, if this is your first ever anal experience then I would not start with something as intense as this machine.
- The warranty – Terms for the warranty are solid on this toy. It has a 10-year quality guarantee and a 1-year warranty. I have not had any issues with the machine thus far, but it is still nice to know that I am covered in case something goes awry on the technical side of things.
- Affordability – It is the best value-for-money sex machine out there right now. Enough said. This is particularly true for someone who is completely new to this world.
How much does it cost and is it worth it?
Here is the official site of Lovense – you will find the best price for the Mini Sex Machine.
Ordering directly from the official resource will also give you other perks such as deals, fast shipping, and great customer service.
Now, is it worth the spend or not? To me, absolutely. In fact, I would dare to say that it is one of the best value-for-money pleasure items released in a minute.
That said, this type of toy is not for everyone. It is still an investment, and you will have to figure out whether you will use it long-term or not.
If you are a professional streamer, the story is completely different. In that case, I would hop on the train fast. A sex machine is still a relatively niche sex toy category and these types of items are not common among the camming community.
As such, the Lovense Mini Sex Machine can immediately expand your reach and help you grow your numbers.
This was one of the most exhilarating sex toy experiences I have had for a while. Considering that I have been at this for a while now, this is saying a lot about the value of this toy.
Hopefully, you folks will have as much fun as I had with this small but powerful machine.
Good night for now, and take care!
