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Freaky dildos have been here for a while now. And, while these sorts of sex toys have traditionally been associated with various niches, they are becoming more mainstream with each passing day.
It is almost weekly that I get requests for reviews on various fantasy dildos, tentacle dildos, and other types of alternative dildos.
People are simply very interested in this stuff!
And for good reason too. An untraditional dildo can provide different types of thrills when compared to the “regulars.”
There is just that sense of doing something forbidden and super hot when you do your business with something that looks just a little too big to take. Something that is shaped in ways that make you ponder on how on earth this thing will go inside you and manage to feel pleasurable.
Enter Mr. Hankey’s dildos – one of the most popular fantasy dildo brands around. And yeah, also one of my personal favorites – as such, I figured that the time has come to review the brand in detail!
In this Mr. Hankey’s review, we will be taking a deep dive into what sort of brand it is, its advantages, and its disadvantages. Of course, we will also look at some of their most interesting and best toys to give you an exact idea of what kind of dildos these are and how they feel.
In this Mr. Hankey’s review, you will find:
• 4 Key Features of Mr. Hankey’s Dildos
• Advantages of Mr.Hankey’s Dildos
• Disadvantages of Mr. Hankey’s Dildos
• A Glimpse at 4 Bestsellers from Mr. Hankey’s
• Personal Verdict – Is Mr. Hankey’s Worth it or Not?
What is Mr. Hankey’s?
Mr. Hankey’s is an American sex toy company specializing in creating high-quality, handcrafted sex toys. Dildos to be more specific.
In addition to their focus on quality, Mr. Hankey’s has also gained a reputation for customer care, an almost never ending number of customization options, and innovation.
I don’t want to get too rambly here so I will just list some of the key features of the brand below:
4 Key Features of Mr. Hankey’s Dildos
• Premium Materials: The brand primarily uses platinum-cured silicone in their designs. For those completely new to sex toys – high-performance grade silicone is a splendid material for sex toys. It does not wear out over time and is completely body-safe. Mr. Hankey’s also goes an extra step towards making their stuff elite by having it go through constant, rigorous testing for various impurities. Rest assured, Mr. Hankey’s knows their stuff when it comes to quality.
• Realistic Designs: Mr. Hankey’s Toys was not the brand I generally associated with realistic dildos. I was always more focused on their more outlandish stuff. My bad! The aforementioned platinum-grade silicone is simply a fantastic material for making hyper-realistic dildos and the line-up of Hankey’s is pretty damn good these days. Especially if you are a size queen because they have some of the hottest large dildos available anywhere online.
• Fantasy-inspired Designs: Ooooff, what a contrast! I was just talking about how realistic their dildos are and now I go straight to the fantasy-stuff! Well, this is just how it is. In addition to realistic stuff, Hankey’s is arguably even more known for their over-the-top stuff. Dragons, dungeons, chains, weird colors, and super intense textures are some of the keywords associated with this stuff.
• Customer-Centric Approach: Yeah, nearly every company these days will highlight just how good their customer service is. With Hankey’s, things are legit though – this is a brand that takes pride in how they treat their customers. The response times are hyper fast and everyone is always “on your side”. This is a brand that wants to make your shopping experience genuinely good. And, since we all know just how weird it can be to talk about sex toys with someone “official”, this is great news!
Advantages of Mr.Hankey’s Dildos
I love a well-rounded, beautiful list with all the pros of a given toy/brand all beautifully laid out. As such, find some of the key main pros of Mr. Hankey’s below:
• The Mystique of the Toys: Mr. Hankey’s dildos carry a mystique that sets them apart from all its competitors. I mean, just look at these designs! Owning something like this makes you feel like you are a part of some kind of exclusive club. The fact that they look so weird, are handcrafted, and that some of the looks are pretty “dark”…yeah, cool stuff!
• Emphasis on Being Body-Friendly: A significant advantage of Mr. Hankey’s dildos is their commitment to being body-friendly. The company only uses silicone of the highest quality and the toys regularly go through rigorous safety testing too. This focus on safety and comfort means users can enjoy the ride without having any worries regarding their health. Both long-term and short-term.
• Outstanding Customer Service: To be fair, sex toy brands in general are known for genuinely caring about their customers. However, Mr. Hankey’s takes things to a completely new level. If you have ANY issues with your toy or order, rest assured that things will be taken care of. I mean, this is a company that has things such as officially set response times and such. Love it!
• Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure: Last, but obviously not the least. Mr Hankey’s dildos look unconventional and intense, but each item in the line-up is still designed to offer utmost pleasure to the user. Every weird angle, every strange spike, and every uncanny “spike” on a Mr. Hankey’s dildo is there for a reason. Whether you are a “traditional” vulva owner or want to explore prostate play, these dildos will play well with your body. Sure, you are going to have to take things slow if you are new to unconventional sex toys, but the exploration will be worth it. Pinky promise!
• Unisex dildos: The previous advantage directly ties into this one. Hankey’s is one of the select few dildo brands that has a very even base of customers in terms of genders and orientations. Loads of different communities have embraced the strange and I am all here for it!
Disadvantages of Mr. Hankey’s Dildos
Even though I am a pretty big fan of Mr. Hankey’s, there are no perfect sex toy brands. And Mr. Hankey’s is not an exception here. In the following, find some of the disadvantages you should consider before getting these toys:
Price Point: We have already talked about just how much effort and care goes into making a single Mr. Hankey’s dildo. This is also reflected in the price. This higher-than-average cost can unfortunately become a barrier for some dildo enthusiasts.
Intimidation Factor: The often large and untraditional designs can be pretty intimidating for users who are completely new to sex toys. This is a bit of a non-issue in reality though because (unpopular opinion, I know) some Mr. Hankey’s toys are actually pretty good for beginners. Feel free to refer to the latter part of this article to see which ones I am talking about.
Accessibility: Mr. Hankey’s is available in select retailers too, but considering how large the market is for dildos nowadays…the chances that you will have a physical store that carries Hankey’s are slim. 90% of the buyers will get their Hankey’s dildo from an online store. And, while the quality control of Hankey’s is great and you will not get a faulty product sent to you, some people still want to touch and feel an item before getting it. For such people, the relative lack of Hankey’s in real-life stores can provide a bit of an obstacle.
A Glimpse at 4 Bestsellers from Mr. Hankey’s
In this Mr. Hankey’s review, we have kept the focus on the overall experience this far. Let’s make things a bit more concrete now and see some of their actual best-selling toys along with some quickfire reviews.
The Hentai Dildo
Considering what most of Mr. Hankey’s dildos look like, Hentai could even be considered somewhat “normal” – it is a thick, hulking tentacle that looks as hot as it does intimidating. With this one, my serving suggestions go something like this – go for the 40% softness, slowly let it enter you, and then just with it. Breathe in and just enjoy having it inside you. Feel how those beautiful ridges play with your good bits and immerse yourself in this “oceanic masturbation experience.”
Yeah, I just came up with this, but it does kind of sound cool and fitting.
The Taintacle
With the Taintacle, we enter the anal zone. You see, it is my favorite Mr. Hankey’s dildo for anal exploration. Regardless of your orientation and gender.
So, what makes it such a good fit for this? You see, the Taintacle is a bit of a sneaky one. It has a nice, beginner-friendly tip that is relatively easy and smooth for getting started.
Things quickly take a left turn from there though – you get that filled up feeling that makes having things up there such a pleasurable experience.
The Taintacle is also one of the few items in the Mr. Hankey’s line-up that I would readily recommend even to people with no prior experience with tentacle or fantasy toys. It is just that good of a starting point for anal.
Again, easy to see what makes it a hit.
Davy’s Tendrils
Speaking from experience, this one is for the vulva owners! Just look at that thing. As far as dildos go, “Davy’s Tendrils” is the closest thing to being comparable to a clit stimulator. Pinpoint clit stimulators like the LELO Dot in particular are comparable to “Davy’s Tendrils.”
The tip, those weird tentacles, and those small suction cups on the tentacles. All of these details make this fantasy dildo a great fit for just gliding on your vulva and then slowly teasing it. When I am in the mood for something freaky, the teasing itself can be enough for a good orgasm.
Oh, and just putting this out there – judging purely by the looks, it must be one of my favorite dildos of all-time. The tentacle/sea vibe has literally been done to perfection here.
Monster Dildo
Sure, Hankey’s is mainly known for their line-up of super intense, fantasy-inspired stuff. That said, some of their realistic dildos are pretty damn amazing. The Monster is a perfect example of this – I mean, just look at it! These bulging veins, this slightly protruding head, and this beautiful pair of perky balls. Pretty much a perfect penis if I do say so myself!
Here, I will not stop on describing the sensations for too long. It feels orgasmic, sure, but there are no surprises here. Basically – if you love the looks and the feel of a big, beautiful penis then this is it. Mr. Hankey has done something like this to perfection.
If you are a complete size queen (no judgment!) then just go for the largest size and eureka! You have brought your fantasy to life.
Personal Verdict – Is Mr. Hankey’s Worth it or Not?
Yes, Mr. Hankey’s is very much worth its status in the realistic/fantasy dildo community. And, to be fair, I do not see them giving up this status anytime soon. Why? Simple. Their toys are good.
Yes, most of this stuff looks downright scary at times, but when you choose the sizing right, they will still feel great. And this is ultimately what this business is all about – pure, unadulterated pleasure and sexual self-expression!
And, add to that the uniqueness aspect and the heartfelt service that is associated with Mr. Hankey’s and you have a true winner at your hands.
For everyone interested in indulging in themselves a bit or just wondering just how extreme and big sex toys can get then feel free to head over to the official site of Mr. Hankey’s to check out everything they currently have available.
With that, I will wrap things up for now. Good night and good luck!
