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Are there men who don’t like a good blowjob? Yes. These men are called virgins and/or liars. Blowjobs are awesome. This is a fact of life. The lips, the wetness of the tongue, the warmth! Honestly, I’m getting hard just thinking about the lips of my wife on my d *ck.
(Hell, I get hard even if I think about the experience of a certain toy from LELO, but more on that later)
But, not everyone is blessed with a willing partner. Does this mean that the world of oral is off-limits? Well, this certainly used to be the case. When I was working in a sex shop, blowjob machines were not a thing. In fact, I tried my first blowjob simulator only 4 years ago. And, it was love at first suck!
These days, there are loads (hehe!) of blowjob machines available. And, to help you choose your first sucker, I decided to list the best blowjob machines of 2024. All of these beauties have given me numerous moments of pure bliss, both solo and with my wife. And, I’m positive that you will love them too.
But, blowjob machines are still a somewhat obscure category of male masturbators. So, to help novice suck-enthusiasts, I decided to first answer a few commonly asked questions about blowjob machines.
How do blowjob machines work?
By mimicking the feel of a mouth sucking you off. Blowjob machines use textures and sensations similar to the human mouth. The best blowjob machines offer various different speeds and pressure settings to suit even the most experienced oral receivers.
Is the feel of a blowjob machine comparable to the real thing?
The big question. Physically speaking, the best blowjob machines are pretty damn close to the real thing. Plus, not everyone knows how to properly suck dick. My personal verdict on blowjob machines? Way better than a bad blowjob, and way better than just jerking off. If I was single, blowjob machines would probably keep me locked up in my house for months on end.
What are the differences between cheap blowjob machines and premium machines?
Just read the list. I included something for everyone. High-end blowjob machines can be connected to VR, offer more operating modes, and usually last longer. Don’t get me wrong. There are great cheapies as well. In fact, you can blow your mind for under $20 if you know how to choose. And after reading our list you WILL know.
Can couples use blowjob machines?
Hell yeah! I often let my wife sit on my face while letting a machine suck me off. She loves it. I love it. Blowjob machines are certainly not conventional sex toys for couples. But, screw the conventions! Trust me, blowjob machines can add a new dimension to your sex life, regardless of whether you fly solo or not.
Excited about buying your first blowjob machine? You should be. You are in for a hell of a ride.
These are the 7 best blowjob machines for 2024:
• Best Non-Vibrating: “Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blue Ice”
• Best Value – “Lovense Solace”
• Best for Deep Throat: “La Bocca Della Verita”
• Best for Beginners: “Sue Johanson Head Honcho Male Masturbator”
• Great Cheapie for Couples: “Lovehoney Head Master Vibrating Blow Job Stroker”
Our Top Pick – “LELO F1SV3”
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Key advantages: a fully waterproof device, high quality silicone sleeve, customizable heat and pressure, based on artificial intelligence, great for edging and climax control training, glass design, rechargeable, Bluetooth compatible, quietest blowjob machine on the market
Read our full review of LELO F1SV3 here
For a tech enthusiast like me, this male masturbator from LELO is a dream come true. The F1SV3 is truly a remarkable bridge between pleasure, modern technology, and design.
To summarize, this toy shines in pretty much all aspects. For one, it offers almost unlimited customizability. Seriously, you can endlessly mess around with the heat and pressure settings and always find new sensations. If you are new to blowjob machines, this toy will keep you occupied for months on end.
And then there are the tracking options. This is the type of affair that tracks everything happening to your penis. You can check out various statistics of your session and adjust your masturbation experience to be aligned with exactly what your body likes. You can also let the F1SV3 do the tinkering for you and figure your patterns out for itself. Ah, the wonders of AI!
But, how does it feel? Great! This is not comparable to a regular blowjob, as the device also emits pulsating sonic waves. So, it feels as if you are getting sucked off while also getting a little extra treatment via these unique waves.
Also, this is one of my wife’s favorites. Why? Because it is partially made of glass, and the voyeur in her just loves to see how the device sucks me off.
Lastly, let’s talk design. It is a worthy talking point because LELO has fixed a strange issue that has been prevalent in the male sex toy community for a while – lack of toys for well-endowed men. Well, the F1SV3 also offers a large version for those lucky dudes.
The looks are also worth a mention – it is a sturdy, beautiful, fully waterproof device. It does NOT look like a sex toy so if you are worried about someone finding out, don’t be. Just tell them it is associated with a tech-related hobby or something.
Ah, almost forgot – it is also see-through so if your partner enjoys watching the action then the F1SV3 offers that option.
Best For VR – “Kiiroo Onyx+“
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Key advantages: one of the best blowjob machines for VR porn, 140 strokes per minute, made from 100% body safe materials, tight yet comfortable sleeve for all penis sizes
The Onyx+ is not marketed strictly as a blowjob machine. So, why the hell is it on this list? Well, because it offers stimulation very similar to a real blowjob. In fact, several of its features make it one of the best blowjob simulators out there. For starters, this stuff looks better than 99% of blowjob machines out there. This toy could easily sit among your other tech devices and no one outside of the industry would know a thing. As with all the other best Kiiroo toys for men, the usability of the Onyx+ is also out of this world.
The Onyx+ gives you three modes. These are manual, interactive, and automatic modes. When it comes to blowjob machines, I mostly go solo, so the manual mode is not for me. Interactive and automatic mode though, F yeah! This baby is tight, but not in an uncomfortable way. The grip is intense and super stimulating. Throw your favorite lube into the mix and the automated 10 contracting rings will take your D for a wet and sloppy ride. It will give you 140 strokes per minute WHILE also being one of the quietest blowjob machines on the market. So, you can easily play with it without your roommates, girlfriend, or wife finding out.
My favorite Angela White VR scene (“CryptoCUMmency Deal”) and the Onyx+ got me off in two minutes. For me, this is hella fast. How would I describe the O? Like getting your first blowjob after a super dry spell. Intense, tickling, even too stimulating. But awesome! Highly recommend this one!
Best Value – “Lovense Solace”
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Key advantages: The mount, fully interactive toy, VR capabilities, depth adjustment possibilities, an intense maximum stroke speed
Read our full review of Lovense Solace here
Lovense Solace is another relatively fresh addition to our list of best blowjob machines. As I have been playing with it more and more, I am quietly seeing it overtake the Max 2, the former most popular Lovense male toy.
How come? Well, for one, I love the mount. You can stick that one to a table, open up a laptop, watch your favorite scenes…and let the machine do its thing.
Everything else about the experience is adjustable too. You can create custom stroke patterns, adjust the stroke speed and intensity, the whole nine yards.
As a bit of innovation though, the Solace comes with an adjustable depth as well. This means that you can choose exactly how deep you want to go during a session. Good stuff and adds a lot of “replay value” to the toy.
If you want to approach the Lovense Solace at a different level then also know that similarly to other Lovense stuff, this is a fully interactive toy. Adult games, VR porn, various communities for letting others tinker with the toy for you…this is all possible here.
To wrap this up, let’s talk about the stroking itself. 280 strokes per minute at the fastest is what you get here. The “vagina” of the Solace also feels super nice and tight while also being stretchy enough to accommodate any size.
To get the vagina sleeve or just go with the neutral? Well, I can sum it up like this – the vagina feels more realistic. It is close to real intercourse except faster (if you want it to be faster) and more steady.
The neutral sleeve feels more machine-like if that makes sense. Still just as good though.
Basically, go with your gut. And, the vagina sleeve will always be available so no hurries in that department.
To sum it up – it looks like this may just become one of the most popular male toys on the market. It is good and the hype is also picking up. I guess time will tell.
Best Non-Vibrating – “Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blue Ice“
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Key advantages: great tip stimulation, premium yet non-automatic, made from the patented Real Feel SuperSkin material
So, you want to go battery/charging free, yet get an all-out premium experience? Go for one of the classic Fleshlight toys. With this one, the first thing you will notice is that the design looks somewhat alien-like. Pro-tip, when it comes to sex toys, this is usually a good sign.
For most guys, the tip is where it’s at. And, the carefully designed spirals offer some of the most intense tip stimulation you will find. Enter the tip, slide back and forth. You will be surprised that a non-automatic blowjob machine can stimulate you so intensely. Can I use this for deep throat? Sure. However, it reminds me more of a grade A penis massage than a legitimate deep throat. For a realistic deep throat, go for the “La Bocca Della Verita”, the best deep throat blowjob machine on this list.
To get the most out of this toy, here’s a tip. Invest in a “Fleshlight Shower Mount” and attach this to a wall. If you are like me, the steam and warm water are often enough to get you horny. Add a mounted Turbo Thrust to the mix and your showers will never be the same. Just to warn you though, your water bills will get bigger, as you will be spending a lot of time having fun in the bathroom.
Best for Deep Throat – “La Bocca Della Verita“
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Key advantages: great for deep throating, relatively cheap
I know I know. It looks creepy. Especially if you have no prior experience with blowjob machines. But, don’t let the looks fool you, this toy has a lot going for it. For one, it is cheap as ashes. So, if you are looking for a risk-free entry to the world of blowjob machines, this is a solid choice.
With this one, the devil is in the details. The blowjob machine looks simple at a first glance, but it is a top seller for a reason. Just use a water-based lube and enter this beauty, you will instantly feel what I’m talking about. Those curves, this tongue, the teeth! Yes, this blowjob machine has rubber teeth in it. Sounds weird, but the teeth only add to the overall experience of this oral sleeve.
So, can a $75 toy give you the feeling of a real blowjob? Actually, the feeling is surprisingly close to a grade A deep throat that Elizabeth gives me. So, if you want to know what a supreme deep throat feels like. Give this one a go.
Yes, this toy might not give you an automated blowjob experience that elite-level blowjob machines do. But, it is still a considerably better experience than using your hands. To summarize, this is a cheap yet perfectly fine blowjob simulator. For beginners, it will give you a great idea of what blowjob machines are capable of.
Best for Beginners – “Sue Johanson Head Honcho Male Masturbator“
Check price on Lovehoney
Key advantages: great value, innovative chamber system, a tight yet solid sleeve
To be fair, I didn’t think much of this blowjob simulator upon unwrapping. Bleugh, it looks more akin to a dildo at first sight. But, lo and behold, it performs surprisingly well. And, it is also a cheapie. What’s not to love!
This blowjob machine uses an innovative “chamber” system to get you off. Chamber system? Allow me to explain. The toy has three different suction chambers that work together to give you a good time. The sensation is not easy to describe, but let me tell you this, you WILL enjoy sliding from one chamber to the next. Still, there are some downsides. While the sensation itself feels great, I wouldn’t necessarily compare it to a blowjob. The texture feels super soft yet offers just the right amount of grip. All you need from a male masturbator. Awesome stuff, sure. Does it feel like a real mouth though? Not really.
So, if you want to spice things up without spending big, this is a solid choice. If you are looking for something that can replicate a real blowjob, this ain’t it.
Still, a worthy sucker!
Great Cheapie for Couples – “Lovehoney Head Master Vibrating Blow Job Stroker“
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Key advantages: premium-looking design, great for couples, great value
My favorite cheapie blowjob machine for having fun with my wife. Why? It is simple to use, looks great, and I love the vibrating effect. Just the right amount of intensity for enhancing my sex life without making me blow my load in two minutes. Want some nasty details? Doesn’t matter, you’ll get em anyway.
I love letting this vibrate on my d*ck while my wife gloriously sits on my face. Yum! But, something tells me blowjob machines mostly get solo use. Is the “head master” great for solo action? Sure, even the cheapies I listed here are great. And, this bad boy is no exception. The open-ended and highly textured tunnel is great both for getting off and for stamina training. Good stuff!
But, the key question. Is this cheapie better than just jacking off using your hands? It is. And, considering that it costs only $20…you get the point. Just go for it. I’m gonna warn you though, there is no turning back from blowjob simulators.
That’s it, folks! Hopefully, the list was helpful and you will soon be the proud owner of a blowjob machine. Have fun and enjoy getting sucked off!
